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Determine the nature of a person's appearance

2011-07-01T18:08:00.002+03:00

Determine the nature of a person's appearance.
1. Most of the jaw, bushy eyebrows and suggest that a strong man.
2. Large wide-set eyes suggest that the person is vulnerable and needs protection.
3. People with square chins have a strong will.
4. People with a high forehead - are smart.
5. People with coarse hair are rebellious in nature.
6. Fat people good-natured.
7. Thick lips indicate a large sexuality.
8. People with close-set eyes for each other is very hot-tempered.
9. If a person thin and bloodless lips, he - and he was a hypocrite inherent secrecy.
10. Open mouth - a sign of stupidity.

Funny picture number 1

2011-07-01T17:36:00.000+03:00

Funny picture number 1

Funny Laws

2011-07-01T17:03:00.002+03:00

Funny Laws
Prohibited plant or a flying saucer parked in the vineyards throughout France

In South Korea, traffic police officers are required to report all bribes that they have received from drivers.

In Edmonton, all the riders, before making the turn, are obliged to point this out by hand. In doing so they constantly have to keep both hands on the handlebars.

In China, to save a drowning person is illegal, because it is an interference with his destiny. In order to allow the student to attend college, he must be smart.

In Brazil, women are forbidden to appear unattractive to the public beach without a bathing suit top

In the UK, beating of wives is forbidden after 21:00, "For the cries of battered may interfere with the townspeople to rest."

In Germany, forbidden under threat of a fine of up to EUR 1,000 owners of shops selling vegetables pupyrchatye cucumbers, strawberries, which is "not to the form of heart", bananas and short.

In Israel, forbidden to bring bears to the beach.

In Canada, the term life imprisonment is 25 years.
It is forbidden to water lawns and lawns in the rain.

In Thailand, forbidden to leave the house without underwear.

In Estonia, are forbidden to play chess during sexual intercourse.

Useful tips for women

2011-03-20T12:33:00.000+02:00

Useful tips for women
Expecting an important call and could not wait? Put the cell in the farthest pocket, go to the bathroom and lather your hands ...

Glass eye inserted in the peephole, put off by your apartment every thief.

When the thugs start to break out the door at the same time try to beat it with his hand. This puzzle intruders.

If your man finally took to wash socks, the most important thing to them was an even number.

Opening the cabinet, is still better to first knock.

Shoes will be worn for much longer, if not to buy a new one.

Your ticket will serve you a little longer if you drive your bus stop.

He has dandruff? It does not matter: black shirt with white speckles - ideal protection against dandruff!

Did not understand myself - do not let a friend know.

Inability to lie still no reason to tell the truth.

To find out whether salted soup is enough to omit it with two electrodes, and shoot over them current. If you smell chlorine mean borscht already salted)

That hands do not smell of fish is sufficient for a few seconds to let them drop in kerosene

Hot lid on the pot looks just like the cold!

Your dress will serve you for many years, if your husband gets a small salary.

Vegetarian soup is nutritious, if it put a little meat.

Socks will serve your husband much longer if you soak them in epoxy resin and dry the hair dryer.

Do not praise her husband. In men it causes envy, and women - want to check.

Do not throw the salt in a husband - sprinkled salt to a quarrel.

Lunch seems her husband is much tastier if you make it not feed it for 2 days.

To distinguish the real from the fake Swiss watches, and cast them with all the forces on the concrete floor of the salon-shop. If the watch is genuine, the seller must immediately die of heart failure.

With the help of scissors and a small amount of glue from one diaper can be made three conventional strip or two with wings.

Do not buy bouillon cubes, you cruelly deceived. In fact, it's not bricks and parallelepipeds!

You can not look in the mirror when you eat - your happiness proesh. And when you drink - spend on drink. A mirror in the toilet is generally better not to hang ...

Remember that unattended small children very quickly become young parents!

Aquarium fish will thank you and take heart, if instead of the usual fish food, get to breakfast another good pinch of instant coffee.

Do not take everything from life. Not strong enough to deliver!

50 is not too well-known facts about Japan

2011-03-20T12:24:00.001+02:00

50 is not too well-known facts about Japan
1. In Japan, Valentine's Day show sympathy and give gifts to girls. Do not tell what is connected with this tradition, but today it serves an important social function: allows girls to say "yes" without waiting for a Japanese man bold enough to approach it.

2. In Japan, the cheapest fish and meat, but very expensive fruit. One apple is worth two dollars, a bunch of bananas, five. The most expensive piece of fruit melon cultivar such as our "torpedoes" in Tokyo would cost two hundred dollars.

3. In Japan, pornography is sold absolutely everywhere. All combined (grocery store), at the reception with the press must have a separate shelf with Hentai. In small bookstores hentai is one-third the entire range, a large book under pornography play 2-3 floors.

4. Hentai is allowed to freely sell to minors.
5. Two of the most popular subgenre Hentai is violence and sex with minors.
6. Wrapping the cover, hentai quietly reading in the subway.

7. In the Japanese subway and JR have cars just for women. Them to join in the morning to rush-hour no one molested the girls. Japanese voyeurs, and feeling full of girls in the train is something like a national sport.

8. At the same time in Japan, one of the lowest per cent of rapes in the world. Five times less than in Russia.

9. Most Japanese characters consist of 2-4 syllables, but there is a surprising exception. For example there are characters that are read as "hanetokavatogahanareruoto" is thirteen syllables! Describes the sound made by separating the flesh from the bones.

10. The question of honor is still playing a central role in Japan, even in politics. The last Prime Minister Yukio Hatoyama resigned after being unable to fulfill campaign promise (sic!). Two of his predecessors, too.

11. Japan is a small country, but there are many of the biggest. Here is the most expensive theme park in the world of Disney Sea, four of the ten highest roller coasters. In Tokyo, the most advanced metro system in the world, is the largest railway hub and the largest Mixed pedestrian crossing.

12. In Japan, sculpt snowmen made strictly out of two balls, not three, as in the rest of the world. And then the Japanese excelled.

13. Colonel Sanders is one of the main symbols of Christmas in Japan, as Coca-Cola in the U.S.. On Christmas Eve, the Japanese like the whole family to go to KFC and eat a big portion of chicken wings.

14. In Japan, still 30% of weddings occur as a result-organized parents and matchmakers Smotrin?? (Omiai).

15. In all the northern cities of Japan, where the winter snows, heated sidewalks and streets. Ice does not happen, and snow clean up is not necessary. Very convenient!

16. In this case, Japan has no central heating. Everyone warms the apartment as you can.

17. The Japanese have a word?? (Karoshi), meaning "death from pereutruzhdeniya. On average each year with this diagnosis die ten thousand people.

18. In Japan, one of the most liberal of tobacco laws. Smoking is not possible everywhere, except the railway platforms and airports.

19. Japan - the last country in the world to formally retain the title of the Empire.

20. The Japanese imperial dynasty was never interrupted. The ruling today, a direct descendant of Emperor Akihito's first emperor Jimmu who founded Japan in 711 BC.

21. This year, Japan celebrated in 2671.

22. Japanese people are always talking about food, and when they eat, then discuss how they like to treat. Dinner without saying a few times "oishii" (delicious) is very impolite.

23. In general, the Japanese like to repeat. When do the girls, it is considered Kawainui.

24. In Japanese, both used three types of writing: Hiragana (syllabic system for writing Japanese words), Katakana (syllabic system to record the borrowing of words) and Kanji (hieroglyphic writing). Crazy driving, yes.

25. In Japan, no guest workers. This is achieved by a simple law: the minimum wage, which is allowed to hire foreign workers in Japan, the average salary of Japanese labor. Thus, for a highly professional way in the country remains open, and unskilled labor is not a newcomer dumping salaries of local residents. Solomonic solution.

26. More than half of railways in Japan are privately owned. Non-state carriers are responsible for 68% of total rail traffic of the country.

27. Hirohito was never removed from power after the war he became head of the Reformation and propravil until 1989. Hirohito's birthday a national holiday and celebrated every April 29.

28. Mount Fuji is privately owned. In sintaistskom temple Hong Senge preserved by deed of gift in 1609, which gave the Shogun a mountain of possession to the temple. In 1974 he confirmed the authenticity of the dedication the Supreme Court of Japan, and then had no choice but to transfer the ownership of the Temple Mount. Because ownership in Japan nezyblimo.

29. The Japanese language consists of several levels of politeness: conversational, respectful, polite and very courteous. Women almost always speak in a respectful form of language, men in conversation.

30. Seven percent of the male population of Japan - Hikkikomori. Seven!

31. In Japanese, with months of no names, instead they are denoted by ordinal numbers. For example in September this? (Kugatsu), which means "the ninth month."

32. Before Japan opened the west, the only word to describe a romantic affection was the word? (Koi), literally meaning "an irresistible desire for something unattainable."

33. Japan mono-ethnic country, 98.4% of the population are ethnic Japanese.

34. In Japan, the prisoners have no right to vote.

35. In Japan they eat dolphins. Of them, make soup, cook kusiyaki (Japanese barbecue), even eaten raw. At the dolphin meat is quite tasty, with a clearly marked taste and quite unlike the fish.

36. In Japanese, there is little of the personal pronouns and words that are sometimes used as pronouns, are still at least one value. In Russian, for example, the pronoun "I" does not mean anything except "I" in Japanese vatashi, I mean also "private and personal", Anata, you - "my lord". Use "Anata" politely only when we first met, and then to the other party made contact on behalf of or at the office.

37. Tokyo is the safest metropolis in the world. In Tokyo, so safe that children are six-year self-use public transportation. It's fantastic actually.

38. The outside world the Japanese are considered very dangerous and are afraid to travel. The most dangerous country they consider the United States.

39. The ninth article of Japanese constitution prohibits the country to have its own army and participate in wars.

40. In Japan the school year begins the first of April and is divided into trimesters. Students learn from April to July, then September to December and from January to March.

41. In Japan, there is no garbage cans, since all the garbage is recycled. Waste can be divided into four types: glass, burned, processed and does not burn garbage. Each type of waste was put on a certain day and throw it can only be allotted strictly on numbers. For violation of the procedure a large fine

42. On the streets of boxes just not at all, only special bins to collect bottles. Illustrative example of what is pure, where no crap.

43. In Japan, a very low pensions. Maximum payment of social needy elderly is 30 000 yen, it's somewhere three hundred dollars. Mandatory pension insurance because they do not, it is assumed that each Japanese himself should take care of their old age.

44. Goju (in Japanese Godzira) is not a random name. This portmonto word "Gorilla" and "Kudzira" (whale). One can only imagine how they are crossed, that turned the reptile.

45. In Japan, a very expensive transport, the cheapest ticket on the metro will cost 140 yen (50 rubles).

46. In Japan, always the first to serve men. The restaurant is the first man left the order, and he was the first bring a drink. The shops are always first with a healthy man.

47. The Japanese drive big cars. City cars can not be found even in the Tokyo close, but a lot of SUVs.

48, for all time in Japan, I did not see any toilet without heating stulchaka with less than 10 kollichestom buttons.

49. In Japan, everyone knows that Hello Kitty was born in England.

50. In Japan, categorically not taken a tip. It is believed that until the client pays for a service assigned to the price, it remains a seller on an equal footing. If the buyer tries to leave extra money, he thereby devalues provides the service / product snizvodya equal exchange to handouts.

Shocking sex customs of the peoples of the world

2011-03-20T12:22:00.002+02:00

Shocking sex customs of the peoples of the world
Until recently in many parts of the world there was a sacred tradition of so-called sexual hospitality.
In some places, this tradition has survived until now, and it is associated with various pagan beliefs.
In the north of Kamchatka, among small nationalities coastal Koryak, for centuries was regarded as a great honor that the visitor enters into an intimate relationship with the wife of the owner. To this end, the spouse was trying to look to welcome such a seductive, that he could not resist the temptation.

When a year later in a friendly hostess appeared from a stranger child, an event celebrated the whole village as a large and long-awaited celebration. Why is that? With the natural problems of a closed ethnic group. Babies born Koryak frail, sick and often die. Therefore, the involvement of "love process" even a random person on the part of thought here in this salvation, bordering on the miraculous.

But the mainland of Alaska Eskimos and Chukchi reindeer herders practiced since ancient times the transmission of their wives in short-term lease. When a representative of a strong clan was going to fish, he could always take him someone else's wife one of those that he strongly suggested. During the hunt the woman tried her best to be not only a wonderful hostess, but ardent lover. And it's not in the loose morals of northern peoples, but also, as in the Koryak, caring for the health of their future offspring.

Principles of sexual hospitality are well known and among the Australian Aborigines Arunta tribe. Within a closed kind of living here often and extraordinarily easy to share their wives. Just out of respect for each other. True, under the condition that likes you to its owner, and he sincerely wants to bring you joy. In this case, refuse to offer sexual services of Black Beauty was simply impossible. Injured husband could easily interpret this refusal only as an extreme lack of respect for yourself and your family. Further know that happens ...

Something similar was practiced in the mountain valleys of Tibet. It is also believed that if the guest "had his eye on another man's wife, therefore, is the supreme will of the gods of the Buddhist pantheon, and this is a very good sign, promising the people of different goods. Tibetans generally believed if the woman only as long is admirable, yet it is for someone desirable.

No coincidence here is considered bad manners to marry virgins. If this fact becomes known, then a married couple, were expelled from the village. Whatever it was, an ancient custom created for serious prospective brides, and sometimes intractable problems. The fact is that before the wedding she had to devote at least two dozen men. In terms of practical deserted Tibet it seemed incredibly difficult.

Should alone or with a puzzled mother go on a steep mountain trails, day and night to wait for the rocks passing travelers, struggling to please them, and then beg for a newly Cavaliers some trifle. Assume a plain mirror, discreet beads, cheap bracelet. Not only in memory. Mainly to confirm the stern elders: copulation occurred at least 20 times - the number of gifts.

Well, after a happy marriage, my wife had the duty to behave with the guests so that they have long remained indifferent to the charms of the hostess.

From time to time, people have invented (and continues to reinvent) the different ways to love the game. Some "creative discovery" can throw a civilized man in shock. Other - happy to be used throughout the world.

Sumatra Batta tribe men thrust small pieces of metal or stones under the foreskin, thus reinforcing the functional force of a phallus is erect. Believed that such a device gives a woman the greatest pleasure.

Argentine Indians araukantsy preferred to attach to the reproductive organs brushes made from horsehair.

Women of Bali, to make intercourse extremely sensitive, was injected into the intimate place various small items. This often leaves used Artemisia.

In the Indian treatises recommended to use devices to enhance the sensitivity. One such tool is called "apadravia. This is a special decoration for men made of gold, silver or iron. Good for this purpose, and wood and buffalo horn. Moreover, all devices were to be implemented as a ring or a small bracelet.

The most popular was the original device "yalaka ', a hollow tube with a rough-coated knobs with soft surface.

In India also recommend that men do in the phallus few holes. In these holes it is convenient to embed the "apadravia": a wooden pestle, a lock of hair, bone herons, flower and other items according to their shape and method of use.

Men insular tribe panape (Micronesia) exercise stimulate your partner with biting ants, the tiny local worker in the field of sex. Its bite causes a short, but say very sharp erotic sensations.

Korean can be quite brutal with tired husbands. To prolong the pleasure they pin pricks spouse in intimate places.
Indians of the Brazilian tribe topinamba believe that women only like a big "gun" men. To achieve the desired size, the men of the tribe put themselves even bitten by poisonous snakes!

STAGES OF FAMILY LIFE

2011-02-02T23:08:00.001+02:00

STAGES OF FAMILY LIFE
First Stage
FIRST week joint ppozhivaniya hapaktepizuyutsya increased akkupatnostyu both sto.pone, frequent sex in the kitchen, bathroom, kpovati on the wall, on lyustpe and god knows where else. Aunt daily bpeet legs and clothes kpasivye tpusy even under jeans, she is shocked by his kulinapnyh talents, all kvaptipa in wax smudges from the Romantic Candles
Muschschina also always smoothly vybpit, socks akkupatno ppyachet to an unknown place, washes dishes, makes bezpopotno musop, hauling of products of dopogie, vapit coffee utpam and ppinosit him to bed
Ho: pealno papishsya about how to discreetly pokakat. Fart and smell in tubzike Romantic kpasotke quite impossible. Do not wishing to float away turd ppevpaschaetsya in Problems of universal scale
Step vto.poy: ppivykatelny
FIRST six months of joint ppozhivaniya hapaktepizuyutsya gradual ustakanivaniem. PROBLEM no longer toilet, lupus tpusy of natipayuschego anus tulle replaced spoptivnomu laundry, stains from candles scraped

Sex pegulyapno but increasingly tpaditsionny. Hogi bpeyutsya daily, but you can already afford to stagger on in kvaptipe stapoy pastyanutoy T-shirt with a large inscription Ass (podapok dpuzey 18 birthday with)
Aunt pepehodit tpaditsionnoe on the menu, if not at McDonald's or kpabovye Sticks
Muschschina pepestaet wash the dishes, but musop and the dog was still behind him. In general, all kho.posho
BUT: in that period begins FIRST ssopy ppo pazbposannuyu clothes, shoes deposited gpyaz and ppochuyu epundu - nonsense keshna but tetkinskaya natupa such things do not forgive moget! Heavy Quaternary, strongest survive!
Step tpety: molodosemeyny

FIRST poltopa two years of joint ppozhivaniya - it is supeznye relationship. Moms and dads have you got married, wait - do not wait for when you can call podstvennikov with Ukpainy pozhpat salads at your wedding. During this period there shall be established poli, pasppedelyayutsya responsibilities - who is engaged pasppedeleniem budget, someone Problem of household, etc. (moreover, the recent Quaternary, I increasingly vstpechayu papy where pe.pvyy engaged aunt, and the last-muschschiny, so that these poli not axiomatic)
Sex - on request, izmopdovannye office life papy all seldom find strength in this fizkultupny podvig.Tetka goes to bed in flannel nightie in the duck and scored on a daily bpite feet muschschina on utpam Cards eggs and run hither to kvaptipe in pastyanutyh semeynikah. Farting in the toilet and unsinkable govnyashki - an occasion for family pzhachki, pazbposannaya-occasion clothes for sawing, musop and dog-on nastpoeniyu
Fourth-stage: family

Tpi - five years of joint ppozhivaniya whether there is a stamp in paspopte, it does not matter. Oh, it's remarkable v.pemya! Aunt and muschschina spodnilis so that without Problems, do such wonderful things, like squeezing one another in ppyschey from one another in the back, the study and treatment of sores one another in one another in, reel in kvaptipe in nebpityh legs and armpits, in severe cases, in curlers and dressing gowns gpyaznyh

The budget total, dishes washed weak, the dog died, musopnoe vedpo imposed after benefiting from early psychological PROCESSING. Govopit, this period there ppihoditsya biggest ppotsent divorces - like any putina, family life can be annoying: ppyschi back zapposto can ppoigpat lupus tulle tpusam At another aunt.

Interesting facts about cats

2011-02-02T23:07:00.002+02:00

Interesting facts about cats
* Cats have never meow to each other. This sound is designed specifically for men.
* Cats of our lives can have more than 100 kittens.
* One pair of cats and their offspring in 7 years can produce 420,000 kittens.
* "Sociable" cats follow you from room to room to control your actions.
* Do cats only sweat pads. Perhaps you noticed wet footprints on the table after the examination or veterinary inspection when picked up cat?
* Cats can publish about 100 different sounds. For comparison, only about 10 dogs.
* The most fantastic record was set in Argentina cat named Mincho, which climbed up the tree and down, until she died six years later. During this time, she managed to bring three litters with the same cats, steeplejack.
* Falling cat always acts the same way. First aligns the head, then back, then legs, and at the end arches her back to cushion the landing.

* If the cat fights furniture, try to give this place a lemon or orange flavor. Cats hate these smells.

* The more you talk with the cats, the more they talk to you.

* Picture of the nose cat is unique as a fingerprint of man.

* The giraffe, a camel and a cat is the only animal-pacer, by walking them go first left leg, and then right. This ensures walking speed, agility and silence.

* Egyptians shaved their eyebrows as a sign of mourning when the lost beloved cat.

* A cat's ear is rotated 180 degrees. In each ear of a cat 32 muscle to control the ear they use twelve or more muscles.

* How old is your cat by human standards? If your cat 3 years, this corresponds to a human in 1921.
When 8 years old, on a human 40. If 14, then 70 human years.

* The average lifespan of a domestic cat 15 years, whereas for the wild from 3 to 5 years.

* According to the University of Lyon in the world about 400 million pet cats. The palm to give Australia, where 10 residents account for 9 cats. On the Asian continent first place for Indonesia, there are more than 30 million furry animals, and in Europe for France, whose residents have in their custody eight million cats. However, there are countries such as Peru, Chile, where domestic cat almost never occurs.

* Every year Americans spend four billion dollars on food for cats. It's a billion dollars more than they spend on food for babies!

* If the cat is near you, and shakes its tail is the greatest feeling of love, which she can express. When the tail starts to fall, so the mood has changed you can move away, she will not mind.

* Cat flap their tails, when facing a choice, with one desire to another block. For example, if a cat stands in the doorway, and he wants to leave, and on the street the rain, the tail will swing due to internal conflict. The cat wants to go, but do not want to get wet. As soon as she decides (to stay home or go out into the rain), the tail will immediately stop swinging.

* Cats rub against the person to "kill" other people's smells. The smell comes from glands that are located between the eye and ear and the base of the tail.

* If the pupils are dilated, despite the bright lighting, a cat seems very interested, or in a playful mood.

* Cats to see enough 1 / second light required to man. Their night vision is amazing! In the dark eyes, even the cat uses light reflected from the retina.

* Cats, unlike dogs, can not focus the mind on close objects, that is farsighted cats and dogs are short-sighted. In fact, the best cat sees at a distance of 75 cm to 2-6 meters.

* The sensitivity of cats to the volume is 3 times higher than that of a man! (If we listen to loud music or television in the room rumbles, you should give your cat an opportunity to go to another room!)

* Cats perceive sound frequencies in the range of 50 to 60 kHz. The dog responds to sound with a frequency around 40 kHz. Man is able to capture the sound frequency of 20 kHz.

* The cat shakes his lower jaw and teeth chattering, only if the extraction is unattainable.

* Cats of smell is 14 times stronger than humans!

* In addition to the nose, cats can pick up odors with the help of the so-called "tube Jacobson, located at the upper sky behind the front incisors. A cat uses it, when fully focus on some particularly interesting smells, drawing in his breath, slightly raising his upper lip and nose.

* Hair care calming, neutralizes the incipient aggression. If the cat can not decide which way to go, she should think about their behavior. In a state of uncertainty is the universal prescription: when in doubt - lick!

* Toilet should be in a secluded spot that the cat is not shy, and away from the bowl with food, because cats do not like to soil near the place where they eat.

* Never feed your cat dog food. Need cats in proteins is five times greater than that of dogs.

* Cats love to heights. Also like the height of the leopards and jaguars, who sleep in trees.

* If a cat falls, its inner ear that controls balance, helping her to land on their feet.

* A cat in a moving average of 12 whiskers on each side of the muzzle. At the bottom of his mustache has a large number of nerve endings, so the cat with them get information about everything that surrounds it on the subjects of the wind, temperature and etc. If your cat to remove a mustache, it may be hard to navigate in space, for example, bad hunting, and generally feel insecure.

* Whiskers help the cat to determine whether it crawl through the hole!

* The scientific name of vibrissae whiskers so they are often in Russian literature called simply whiskers. Mustache really vibrate.

* If a cat's whiskers are looking forward, it seems very interested. Or in clashes wants to scare the opponent. If a cat whiskers look back scared, she avoids touching.

* Twitch cat ears, they give her small twitch, even though the cat can sit and watch. You can even touching a cat in this state, getting her hiss and strike with his paw.

* If you attack someone the cat ears pressed firmly to the head. This is to protect from teeth and claws of the enemy. If the cat is attacking itself, then it lowers the ears horizontally to the sides, forming a triangle.

* Cat fights are short, but very fierce and cruel. Their main weapon in fighting teeth.

* When we stroked the cat, we have reduced heart rate and blood pressure. And people with cardiovascular disease have a chance to live longer if they have a cat, as opposed to those who do not have any cats or dogs.

Literal

2011-01-30T22:36:00.000+02:00

Literal
As he left for work, my friend's wife has left him a note that it is necessary to buy the products. And because each night a good "subjects", then she painted a thoroughly. To avoid any mistakes out there and cataclysms.
List looked like this:
1. Ham or chicken
2. Bread
3. Potato
4. Carrots
5. Sour cream
6. Milk
In the evening, coming from work, she saw the wife pretty pohmelennogo husband. On the hysterical cry of: "You bought all that I requested?", He could hardly tore the head from the pillow and said thickly: "everything according to the list, there is a package in the kitchen", and again collapsed.
What a surprise it was his wife when she was launching a package, I saw: one leg, two loaves of bread, three potatoes, four carrots, five cans of cream, and six packets of milk. Since that day, she vowed more lists her husband did not make.

Strange News

2011-01-30T22:29:00.001+02:00

Strange News
Fgentstvo France Presse compiled a list of the most unusual and bizarre news that "allow a better understanding of human nature."

China. Chinese couple was shocked by the news that their 13-year-old daughter was not his daughter and son. The discovery was made accidentally.
Parents pointed out that "the lower body of their daughter, a strange reaction to the image of beautiful women in swimsuits."
Worried about such a strange behavior girl's father took her to the hospital, where doctors told him: you have a boy. The young man was ill with rare disease, which "hide" his genitals. During the 3-hour operation surgeons corrected the misunderstanding.

Moldova. Attack of wild fury gripped the president of the Moldovan football club Roso, "when a judge ordered his team a penalty.
Furious, Michael Makaeu jumped into his jeep and drove to the field, intending to crush the wayward judge. After a short chase the judge failed to break out of the field, and the President of the jeep crashed into the bleachers and stalled. Makaeu facing trial on charges of disorderly conduct, and his team count toward the defeat of 3:0.

India. Hastoyaschy Indian army colonel was dismissed from military service after a tribunal found him guilty of hype military commanders. Colonel Kohli, commander of the Artillery Regiment, stationed in the north-east of India, staged a clash to get a medal for bravery. Enterprising colonel presented, as it seemed irrefutable evidence of his own courage: photos of bloody bodies "were killed in fighting insurgents." Alas, the commission, the question of awarding, to doubt their truth. As it turns out, quite rightly. Investigation revealed that Colonel Kohli in conjunction with Major just hired two local villagers so that they posed for photos in a dead insurgent. They agreed, after which the villagers generously doused with ketchup and filmed a series of "evidence".

Italy. Three hours of Italian railroad workers chased the locomotive hit the road without a driver. Machinist simply dropped out of the train and the locomotive continued to move and for nearly three hours, moving at a speed of about 100 kilometers per hour. Hemedlenno was given the alarm. All stations were alerted, and the train moved on the siding. Three hours later, the locomotive was blocked by dead-end area in the town of Ruthin.

UK. Heskolko affluent residents of London have decided to make a gift and a purse bought the most expensive truffle in the world. For the 850-gram Mushroom Britons pay 53,000 dollars. Unfortunately, no one eat a delicacy and failed. After lying for 4 days in the refrigerator, truffle rotted.

Israel. The Israeli authorities confiscated more than 80,000 cans of dog food disguised as a delicacy foie gras. SCAM perekleili labels on dog food "chicken for your dog," and turned them into an expensive meal. Israeli consumers saved just the operational work of local police.

Romania. The court ordered the citizen of Romania Attila Varga move out of his apartment because his dog - a mastiff - prevents neighbors live. The huge animal was snoring so badly that the neighbors did not give sleep: snoring shaking the walls and triggered alarms. Romanian court decision was frustrated. "We sleep with him in bed and I have long been accustomed to his snoring," - said Varga.

Indonesia. Famous sites - the bridge on Sumatra Ampère-threatening collapse. Local residents have taken the habit to celebrate small need for one of the piers, and their urine corrodes stone. The authorities try in vain to fight off the inhabitants from their favorite props, because if the destruction of the bridge did not immediately cease all construction could collapse into a river.

Records of bullying over the body

2011-01-30T22:27:00.001+02:00

Records of bullying over the body
10 th: How interesting, you can live with his waistline, if one day bring it to volume 38 cm? This was done by a lady from America, which still remains a record holder in this area. True, she has all the time to go in the cast. If she will lift, then just broke in half.

# 9: The owner, on the contrary, the world's largest belly. He is also an American, his name is Robert Hughes, and the amount of his stomach - 3 m 15 cm Robert began to recover when he was 25, and one year put on weight with 92-s to 400 kg. He is now 31 years old.

8 th place: The world's longest nose. This, however, not a thing acquired, so it has turned from nature: from a certain Thomas Ueddera from England was a nose length of 19 cm! This record is not broken.

# 7: This is quite achievable: the world's longest fingernails. Imagine their grown man! Sridham Chila from India once read about the Chinese saint who grow their own nails as a sign of mourning for the Emperor. Holy long gone, and Mr. Chila has nails 6 m 15 cm looks terrible.

6 place: the world's longest toenails! They patiently cultivates Lucy Hall, from America. At the moment, the length of the nail 2 m 20 cm Just imagine what her problem with shoes.

5 th place: however, it is possible and without any nails. One guy from America - the 59 th the size of his feet. He himself is not small: height - 2 m 30, weight - 280 kg. Ha the last pair of shoes, which he did, of course, to order, he spent fifteen hundred dollars. And all the shoes, which now has in his wardrobe, cost him 22,000.

4 th place: The world's largest appendix excised in India. Its length is 17.5 cm

3 rd place: Record piercing. On the body of Elian Davison from Scotland 720 punctures, including 192 in the facial area. Look at this crappy, but if you put together all the decorations Miss Davison, get close to 6 kg.

2 nd place: What can be done plastic surgery? 28 for 15 years. This record Cindy Jackson of Britain. To lift (three times the whole body twice a person), correction of nose (twice), patch shape knees, waist, hips, breasts and permanent make-up she had already spent 99,000 dollars. She says that she could do more operations, but, unfortunately, after each of them the body needs time to rehabilitate.

1 st place: 129,540 fake diamonds - so much foreign objects implanted under his skin, Tina Marie Stocker from Munich. Almost she had left free to face, hands, feet and a thin strip around the left wrist to wear a watch.

Nonsense in Russian

2011-01-30T22:25:00.000+02:00

Nonsense in Russian
February, 2010. Moscow, Russia
Two friends decide to rob a cellular shops. The plan was hideously banal - came in, asked to show the most expensive models, but when a young girl got to showcase several new products, one of the robbers secretly showed her a gun. Putting a finger to his lips and commanding silence, he gently washed away from the crime scene, taking with him a few phones.
Meanwhile, his bleary-eyed 25-year-old accomplice, his mouth open and forgetting everything in the world, stood at the window and studied the admiration heaped gadgets. He did not remember why he came here and did not notice that his 31-year-old partner fled with the loot.
Vendors did not interfere with an idiot stargaze, and quietly jumped out of the cabin and locked him inside. When police arrived, fool stopped beating in panic behind the glass and gave up along the way passing and his running mate. Sit both.

Here and drank tea with vodka.

March, 2010. Petrozavodsk
Two robbers broke into the house to the pensioner. Walked through the rooms and found that taking it from her and nothing special. Poor old lady lived. Well, not with empty hands as they leave and decided to take an old TV set. Just moved away from home, he remembered that the remote then the TV was forgotten. Came back and rang the doorbell.
The old woman opened the door and saw on the threshold of the robbers, just smiled and cordially invited them to the house:
- Kosatiki, go! Maybe chyku drink! I have a tea and vodka is a little bit.
"And if we do not drink tea?" - Thought the robbers and the old lady sat down to tea. While drinking tea, drove police officers, which caused a pensioner after removal of the TV.

"Ksiva for the robber.

When police officers stopped a suspicious man and demanded to see documents he took from his pocket a red crust of MVD. Barely glancing at the license, the police could not hold back laughter. As it turned out, just before our idiot attacked a woman and stole her handbag. Swag was not only mobile phone and wallet, but also witness a police officer. Fool could not believe his luck - he immediately began to make a fake "ksivu" for themselves. Scraped a woman's face from a photograph, as it is something stuck above his image and apparently was very pleased with the work done. He was not embarrassed by what was left on the permit female name, and the bow instead of a tie looks very enchanting.

Snowdrift.

April, 2010. Chuvash Republic
Three friends from Chuvashia decided to rob her. It is easy also, right? Three of them - she was alone. Especially on their side and the power and suddenness. Ran from the back, strongly pushed, grabbed the bag and ran. But they ran into the ravine. Their eyes appeared snowy slope, where no one had gone before after the recent snowfall. Idiots are not confused and thaw depth of the drifts, which stood in the yard.
- Jump? - Asked one of them.
- Jump! - Answered partners.
And they danced!
What happened next, arrived at the police officers can not remember without laughter. When they were interviewing witnesses, came to a ravine, then found the oil painting: Three robbers firmly stuck in the loose snow. As they may be floundering, no matter how trying to get out of a snow trap - anything they did not go. So, from snow captivity attackers immediately got into another - police.

Polaroid lighted robbers.

Vuktyl, Komi Republic
This story takes place in the late 80's. Two friends decide to rob a local store. Before closing, they found on the trading floor hideaway and hid until the store closed. When sellers are gone, they first of all a good drink and a snack, and good booze, and snacks on store shelves in short supply. After that, look one of them chained themselves to the camera for Polaroid. Caught him, and our idiots were photographed. Imagine their disappointment when, instead of the snapshot they had received "overexposed" as they thought, photographs (of Polaroid snapshots at first black and the image appears after a minute).
- Marriage! - Decided one of the thieves, and threw the camera with the "defective" pictures here in the store. After earning a bag full of food, alcohol and chewing gum (and where do without it - in the yard, do not forget the late 80's), ducked out from shoplifters stolen from the store.
When the next morning, police found the abandoned photos have already proved the persons they are easily identified heroes - a small town.

The priest had a dog - he loved her.

April, 2010. Irkutsk Region
36-year old idiot from Irkutsk was taken late at night in the surgical ward with a piece bitten off his own manhood. He was in an inadequate status: from the wilderness of pain, he could not give a comprehensible explanation of what happened. However, after the operation, during which managed to sew the torn part of the penis, our hero is not eager to reveal his cards.
Then the doctors put him face the facts: according to the type of damage laceration, a part of the penis was cut off with his teeth a certain animal with large tusks, and on pieces of flesh were found traces of human sperm.
Under the weight of irrefutable facts, he confessed to everything. As it turned out, he leads a bachelor lifestyle, and sexual needs are satisfied with your pet - 4-year-old Doberman. The last time the dog apparently did not like the process and he decided to express outrage directly at the time of orgasm, his master.
Now the fool will be many months of rehabilitation, and sex, he probably would not be able to engage in any form.

Drawn on the sharp little.

April
2010. Belarus
60-year-old retiree from Russia arrived in Gomel to visit the graves of relatives. When they reached the cemetery, she found a familiar ogradku and had gathered to go inside, as it turned out that the fence over the winter and open the rusted so just do not like.
Auntie clearly overestimated their abilities and underestimated the curvy shapes and solid weight. She decided to climb over the fence polutorametrovy. She was not troubled sharp tip that stuck out around the perimeter of the metal fence.
The result - hit a two pins. Arriving rescuers had to cut part of the fence - along with the fence fool loaded into an ambulance and taken to a nearby hospital. Fortunately, doctors wait too long.

Tooth nonsense.

In 40-year-old toothache. What is a toothache - they know everything, but who do not know - what incredibly lucky. Time-tested tactics: analgin (ketorol), does not pass - to the clinic. As an option: analgin still analgin, flux - in the clinic. Our hero decided to leave the thumb track. Read of the "people's recipe" mouth rinse with vinegar. Forgotten that any recipe should be read carefully and in detail, but not diagonally. Instead of apple or grape vinegar took 70%-ing essence. When beginning to burn in the mouth, inadvertently swallowed ... By making a list of nominees Darwin next "evil Pinocchio" rescued "an ambulance and hospital surgeons.

Explosive ball.

April, 2010. Sverdlovsk Region
26-year-old fool of a small provincial town he lived in a two-bedroom apartment with his grandmother. While the old lady in the next room watching serials, our idiot mayalsya of boredom. Suddenly his eye caught a balloon. The problem was solved with boredom - the boy decided to run the ball from the balcony. One problem - the helium in duraleya was not, but how else to get the ball to fly, if desired gas is not at hand? That's right, take advantage of the gas that is in the apartment.
Taking off from a gas stove burner, you idiot filled bulb with natural gas and carried him to the balcony. Run. I do not know what the 26-year old idiot in school, but clearly not physics. Pyatiklashki even aware that the rubber ball in contact with a synthetic fabric gives a spark. Of course, the ball in his hands duraleya exploded. The explosion was so powerful that it knocked out windows in the apartment. The old woman escaped with only a fright, but the hero himself - burns of face and abdomen.

You do not tell how to fly in the library?

April, 2010. Stavropol Territory
Piggy bank duraleev 2010 joins the pilot "for maize" from Stavropol. The task before the pilot was as follows: A fly from the village to village B, while on the road to view farmland with a bird's-eye view. For this task the pilot is not right - he got lost in the sky. What should I do? That's right, ask for directions at the nearest counter. In the sky to ask your way there is nobody - neither of civil aircraft or other "for maize" was not. But the bottom peacefully rattled tractor. The pilot decided to ask for directions from the tractor. And to do so decided a hike on the fly.
Flying over a tractor at low level flight, he touched the chassis of the aircraft cabin and farm machinery crashed in a field. Fortunately, neither the tractor nor the pilot were not injured.

Contact? Contact!

Conscripts inexplicably went AWOL. History is silent on how the wind has brought him to the railway marshalling yard, but there our hero stumbled on a military patrol. He decided to escape from his pursuers nice, a la Robert De Niro - not below the floor and above. At a time when he climbed onto the roof, the driver touched the composition of their seats. Cars, twitched, and "Superman" in order not to break grabbed the first thing that caught my arm. "The first thing that caught" was the contact wire. The discharge was so strong that even melted the nails in his boots ...

Here and scratched his nose gun.

May, 2010. Moscow
Pistol - not a toy, but many of those who due to their activities have to deal with him, often forget this and accept weapons just as an accessory. In Moscow, careless handling of weapons cost the lives of 23-year employee of private security. I kid just itched his nose while on duty and he decided to scratch his pistol. That scratched accidentally pulled the trigger.

Great car, and the mind - a little.

February, 2010. Odessa Oblast
Drivers of heavy vehicle, to detect leaks of fuel from the tank, did not contact the professionals at service stations. Instead, it rolled up to the nearest garage and finding a local welder, asked him to resolve the issue. Welder agreed. Equipped with welders, he approached the truck and started to work, while not bothering to check availability in the fuel tank. Driver, this seems a little too excited. The result did not take long - an explosion dalnoboyschikka literally torn to pieces, and a welder, though seriously injured, but survived.

Lose a bet of his life.

April, 2010. Kirov Region
Longtime friends, the 18-year-old Constantine, and 27-year-old Sergei, argued: whether one of them at point-blank shot at the other. They argued briefly, but very lively. As a result, Sergei put his forehead Constantine pistol and fired. He won the dispute, but eventually his friend paid with his life and he is - freedom.

Shells in the box rattled ...

April, 2010. Riga, Latvia
Two duraleya staggered on the firing range, and found a shell of a grenade launcher. History does anyone of the two came up with the crazy idea to open a shell with the bit. Shell shell succumbed after two or three strikes and he, as expected shells exploded. One duraleev died on the spot, the second turned into a kind of crossing the disc of meat grinder, but survived. He was placed in intensive care for two designated recipient Non-Ferrous that before too rushed at the receiving point shot. True, the mortar.

Fireworks for an idiot.

May, 2010. Primorsky Krai
Another idiot to pay for his impenetrable stupidity, announced in Primorye.
30-year-old did not work and a business of collecting non-ferrous metal. Once he was "lucky" - he found a badly damaged by rust projectile. At the point of delivery of scrap fool did not take the shot, but decided to reserve for the opportunity.
Appropriate event occurred on May 9. Noting a bottle with a friend the 65 th anniversary of the victory, our idiot lost heart - what is it a holiday without fireworks? And then the guy remembered concealed projectile.
- Now, I'll arrange fireworks! - He announced to his friend.
The guy threw a fire in a vacant lot and threw the bomb. But the fire was extinguished, and without provoking a single volley of projectiles thrown at him. Our fool came up to the fire to rekindle it, and then an explosion. Fragments of the projectile struck idiot injuries incompatible with life.

Ensign without a head.

In one of the Russian military units organized a small manufacturing - stamping of plastic parts for protivogaznyh boxes and other Army equipment. Stamp on special injection molding machine, representing a horizontal press with molds and extruder.
The principle of machine operation is fairly simple. Effort in the first 4000 tons press closes the mold and injects melted plastic there. After some time, needed for curing, the press opens the mold and using the ejector throws the product into the tray for the finished product. Naturally, in such a machine provides foolproof - press covered with a glass dome, which rests against the mechanical stop. Without a cap press elementary will not start.
Once the mold stuck ejectors. Soldiers of working for the press, called an ensign. He scratched his long Pumpkin, thinking how to test the pullers? And the idea! Removed the glass, fixed something mechanical stop block, slipped into the slot of the mold head and explained to the soldier:
- You turn, and I'll see how to work.
Orders are not discussed: said plug - plug means. Press too - not the head of ensign: included - worked. Will it work pushers, the ensign was not able to tell - there was nothing.

Deep hair removal.

Being able to easily intoxicated 16-year-old beau 15-year old girlfriend to get rid of pain or to warm rubbed her lower back and below the loins of the 95-percent ethyl alcohol. One hand rubbed, and another - smoking. Flashed. He rubbed his hands burned, it - burn the back, buttocks, inner thighs, pubic area. Its synthetic pants melted and stuck to the pubis. In the operating room and anesthesia when the girl ripped sticky, making the move to deep epilation.

Ireland, a country pub

2011-01-30T22:22:00.000+02:00

Ireland, a country pub!
It happened in Ireland in the year since 90. Group "Rousseau tourists, marks the day of arrival. Ireland - a country pub, here and decided to drink beer. Found a pub with the cheapest beer (money somehow emnogo)
and realized that we all can not fit there. Got the idea - to take the beer on tap. But since the usual 3-liter tins and cans (90 per year!) Was not under the beer adapted plastic bucket. We went to the pub together (I - like knowing the language and paying, and porter buckets), ordered a beer, even in terms of a pint, in general, the whole bucket (l 7). In pabmena eyes on
forehead - but poured. Returned to the company, there have been 20 people. As expected, after 30 minutes of beer over. Went to the new, the same people, in the same pub. Pabmen at the sight of us, standing firmly on his feet, divide the amount of beer in my mind that we already bought the two of us, does not believe his own eyes (that we still go), but it sells the second bucket. Half an hour later, we naturally came up yet again. Here pabmen could not resist and asked - how we get so thirsty and did not fall. We are proud of themselves, modestly said that we are from Siberia, and that we are all - just a trifle.
Pabmen fidgeted, he shouted that he had never seen the Russian's eyes and wants to be photographed with us. We agreed. Took pictures, took a pail and went to drink more. The next morning I get woken up not the most delicate way, lead to life and told that my life was about to end. In short, when you exit the hotel (opposite the pub was - was too lazy to go far), I watched the whole management team of the group (who were with us did not drink), including the Security Adviser, who vgrobovom silence, looking at the window of the pub. And there - 2x2 meters, no less
- Our enlarged picture with the infamous bucket and a sign - "Only in our pub RUSSIAN bought beer kettle!"

When I'd like to sleep

2011-01-26T10:35:00.002+02:00

When I'd like to sleep ...
So you want to sleep ... That's just want to pick up and go to sleep. Right in the subway car. And sleep on the final to end, passing dozens of platforms, among which are yours. Sleep, waking up only in the darkness of those strange, mysterious tunnels for terminal stations, where there are few who have been out of ordinary mortals.
This is not a dream, it's sleepy. Viscous, viscid threads, it permeates all of you, getting to the very top, passing through the tissues of the face, clutching you in suppressed yawning, dropping the shoulders, relaxing the muscles of the hands and straightening the fingers. Falls in the legs, bringing them in wadded severity. Your mind, your ego, you turn on the second to take another look at the world of half-closed eyelids and go blind in the purple-black nothingness.
Straightening up, I pulled out an earpiece and listened to the bubnenie driver.
"Poyizd slidue station Osokorki. Nastupna kintseva.
Nuisance. For one station to the mine.
Cool platform and the people around. People who like me did not have only one station. The train, which is now coming to be jam-packed and we, with the same fallen into hard times that forced stop, vtisnemsya it is not all. A squeezed, we will begin to enrich each other with warmth and heat of their bodies, displacing oxygen from the space wagon.
Sleepy. Sleep - as a prototype of death. I can not remember who said it, but maybe it pathetic fool. Why look for the death of something, when she and so around. He said, and we repeat. How to repeat for a lovely French woman, that orgasm - it's like a little death. Damn. Why do we have so many deaths? We not only are there?
Now I get into sweaty and cramped car and stand in the same sweaty and crowded.
None. I do not. Go on foot. I'll take beer and go on foot.
- Oh! Leszek! Hi!
That's not expected to meet, so this is it.
- Hello, Diana.
That happens - have not seen a year, almost completely forgotten about each
friend and now ... for some reason today, for some reason when I unexpectedly even to myself out, not on its stations. For some reason today, when tomorrow ... But tomorrow is tomorrow, stay in today. Here are just sleepy.
We have some time just stared at each other.
- Lesh ... - the beginnings of Diana.
- Do not - I finished. - The best thing we can do and say to each other today, it's easy to say - Goodbye. Farewell, Dean ...
She did not disappoint me. Nodding her head, she smiled and replied, - Goodbye, Leszek.
Well, it's not as bad as it could be. Go, tossing beer
The last rays of the sun last. It is well on the street, really. It is not too hot and on top of today's streets are almost no cars. Is not empty and quiet, but not the usual cacophony. Nobody is going nowhere. Who wanted and hoped for somewhere to go - had already left.
Sleepy.
No one is held, no one told nobody left. A strange calm, despite the fact that the expected hysteria and rioting. Reinforced police patrols alerted the internal forces - all this is somehow not useful.
And everything is up and running on the same scheme as the years before that. It's a bit surprising, but more - happy.
Probably because what happened was so obmusoleno in novels, short stories and computer games, which acquired the status of most vulgar platitudes, and in this quilted cocoon status is just not as much impact on our brains. Probably.
I think everyone has watched the movie and did not play in games where the plot is tied to that of the mythical secret lab leak dangerous virus, and the world is gradually dying, giving birth to the last gasp chaos? That's just it, and it is. Only now there was no chaos.
Two months have passed, and did not cause any emotions scanty reports on the radio was still working - "No connection to Budapest. The second day of silence New York. Our correspondent reports that in Odessa ...».
And tomorrow ... However, it will be tomorrow, let's stay in today. In this wonderful day. After all, only it keeps us from killing and collapsing the last hope of tomorrow.
Just want to sleep ... Sleep sticky, viscous filaments penetrate into the very essence of my and persuades, pleads down on a bench and, finishing his beer has warmed a little nap.
Dream - he as a death?

Tips lonely man who is waiting for a girl to visit

2011-01-26T10:34:00.002+02:00

Tips lonely man who is waiting for a girl to visit
So, buy, borrow or steal these magic tricks that can transform your cluttered apartment in this love nest ...

When a woman comes into your home, then think about one thing, then you also think about one. The problem is that you are thinking about completely different things. While you're pretending to look how many kilograms of live weight per square centimeter of support your favorite spring mattress, it is like a real detective, carefully studying the situation to understand what really lurks in the depth of your mysterious Russian soul.
Do you have a taste? Sense of humor? Whether you like Miniature Michael Zhvanetsky or watch night long fun Beavis and Batheda? Are you educated? Do you earn enough money so that she did not have to dress in the future only veschkvyh markets and seken hand? What is most interesting, it will get the answers to these questions. And it takes her less time than you spend the morning on shaving ... Well, now you finally realized that it would be better to invite her to a romantic weekend in some four-star hotel with an exotic cuisine ... However, there are no hopeless situations. You need only a few CORRECT objects lying in the right places, which unobtrusively testified to her with his views, that you the same guy whom she had dreamed all his life. In the end, for perjury, these veshchichki still will not go to jail. But do not hurry and think of everything as it should, especially if you want to divert its attention away from suspicious stains on your couch. So, in an attack ...

1.DVA a wine glass of expensive GIS What a romantic evening can not do without a small bottle of good wine? You, for instance, to taste Crimean "Madera", to which you are addicted still in college. She thinks that you are still a supporter of carefree college life and do not wish to abandon it, although since graduation (alas, not red!) Took more than five years. What should I do? Buy a fine crystal wine glasses for wine. They could cost $ 50 apiece, but then you do not have yet to buy a set of eight wine glasses.

TIP: Try to invite the girl to visit, until one of your friends not to split all of your "investment" into small pieces. Recommended brands of glasses: Waterford, Tiffany & Co., Baccarat.

2.DVA LARGE Towels Sooner or later it will go wash my hands. And if, after she closes the tap, its hands will meet with two white soft and pleasant smelling fresh cotton towels (instead of crispy on the age-old dirt Towelie indeterminate color that you usually use), then it will get some very important messages for yourself . First, you chistyulya. Second, your apartment is also very clean ... Mm, well, almost clean. Third, once your towels are great, then for sure the sheets have to be sure not worse. In my opinion, very good and correct thinking.

TIP: Never use these towels themselves. Always keep them packed in anticipation of her next visit. And only then reach for them and neatly hung on the towel. And when she leaves, you can once again calmly hang there all six pairs of your favorite old socks. Stamps, which she certainly knows: Tommy Hilfiger Home, Ralph Lauren, Republic Banana Home.

3.ODNA Bottle of Champagne Maybe the boss gave you the bottle instead of the annual premium a few years ago, but because she absolutely nothing to know. The paradox, but the women are confident that any guy who keeps the house well-chilled bottle of champagne, fit not only for firing tube on a plafond, and for the thoughtful savoring (Of course, this is not plebeian "Russian sparkling wine, and something of such things, coal- black label, dotted with mysterious French words) ... So, in their opinion, this guy is good in bed. " Elegant champagne bottle and divert her attention from what is in your spacious fridge lurk just a little bit green with doctoral sausage and a couple of petrified cheese slices.

Recommended varieties: Moet & Chandon, Veuve Clicquot, Perrier-Jouet.

4.ODIN Colorful ANTIQUE POSTER Would you like to look like an artistic nature, but without unnecessary pathos. This can be achieved by one simple way. Why do women like to see on the wall in the room poster boy 30-ies of the French shipping company that advertises Mediterranean cruises or domestic masterpiece of 50's with the caption "Maize - the queen of the fields? Science is still unknown. And most interesting is that reproductions of Van Gogh or Picasso, acquired in the museum's kiosk, they absolutely do not inspire, and indicate only about your bad taste. Therefore, wander through the art shops and the shops and look for something defiant, in the spirit of Pop Art 60's or, for example, reproductions of Czech photographer Jan Saudek gipererotomana. Professionally made frame dramatically enhance the effect produced. Please note that the poster looks much better when he was under glass. She liked the fact that you're willing to spend a decent amount of money on luxuries. For example, in her ...

5.PYAT Great Book on your bookshelf Let's face it. Read out a copy of "Venus in Furs" Sacher Masoch, lying on the coffee table, you will not add points to her eyes. She wants you to be elegant and cultured, so make it a pleasant and run off with a string bag to the nearest bookstore, not the beer Baltika Number Three "in the nearest kiosk. Select a few books out there on our board, remember them well, bend the pages, and rub the skin with something, giving the books read by the view. If she ask the content of one of these books (it does not matter which one), take a serious look and thoughtfully izreknite something like: "Not bad. Characters characters worked very badsome, but the author pretty distracted and walked away from the main story in the last four chapters .. ". Be sure, she beware asking something else. There is, of course, the risk of running into an educated blue-stocking, but ... because you like girls other type, is not it?

So, our book hitparad: 1) "Anna Karenina" by Leo Tolstoy (novel about an unhappy woman, lover and rejected by society and in a fit of deep depression areas in the accident), and 2) "The Brothers Karamazov" by Fyodor Dostoyevsky. (The mysterious affair: everyone knows about this book, but nobody remembers what she was actually written) 3) On the Road by Jack Kerouac (stream of consciousness on the theme of existence in terms of deer), 4) "Heavenly kundalini Sri Aurobindo Ghosh (meditation, as well as juggling the chakras and mantras), 5) Man Rebellion "by Albert Camus (book, abounding in quotations from Lenin and the telling of the hardships of moral choice).

6.CHTO ANYTHING ALIVE dog, cat, cactus, guinea pig or a conventional fish - is like. The main thing for women - to make sure that you are able to maintain domestic creature alive for a long period, at least, no less than four days. Keep in mind, mold on the sink and the herds of fat, fed cockroaches in the kitchen for this business will not work.

7.SEMEYNYE PHOTO OF THE photo of father, mother, and you have a day or graduation, you and your six friends, rushing to the raft on rough mountain river is strong evidence that there are lots of other people who consider you a nice person. Showing their pictures, you show your good to them. In short, congratulations! You are a wonderful example of sincere and caring person, who probably deserves some caresses tonight. If such moving pictures you have not found, try to find something like that. But in any case do not hang on the wall pictures of Uranus, downloaded from the website of NASA, or photos of insects, made under the electron microscope. It is fraught with failure. By the way, is not stingy, and buy a good framework for photos - so you will rejoice, and your friends and family

8.ODNA Funny thing does not forget to show her that you are not right disgusting and boring style, but rather has a very peculiar sense of humor. Anyone can see this by looking at the chrome-plated bust of Lenin in a cap (a cap on his head, and another tightly squeezed fist in the decree), your collection of car stickers or dvuhkilogrammovy lamp in the shape of a kangaroo. Collect anything that way, that she would never be able to buy herself and that will make her ohnut with delight and said: "Where have you dug up is it?" If, unfortunately, you have nothing at home was not immediately run to the flea market merchandise or in an antique shop, close your eyes, turn a couple of times around the axis and poke at random hand in any thing. This will be your "unique". On the way home, create a funny story about him. Remember it properly and do not confuse them with stories about drives in the nursery or the police on the hunt for the mermaids in Thailand.

9.POSTELNYE ACCESSORIES By this time she had already verified your cozy bed for strength and elasticity. See, here we must more careful. Only right shot at the best of circumstances can throw ripe fruit in your hands ready. Do not forget, women want to be sure that after everything happens, they can quietly sleep on sheets that will not stick to them like postage stamps and that they will be as comfortable as possible. And not have to shiver from the cold, wrapped in a blanket of your kutsuyu synthetic late stallion ("Ah, the eternal memory of a faithful four-footed friend ... What we had in the army cut the vine ... Oh ..."), while you'll be sweet to snore in the power of his lungs. When women are looking at your couch, you have to create in their imagination a nice picture of a lazy Sunday morning. Quietly mutters TV, you make a tray of freshly brewed coffee and orange juice, and feed her soft creamy cake ... Let him dream a little bit, poor thing ...

TIP: Do you know the number of threads in your sheets? No? In vain! If there are more than 250 threads per decimeter, you will be pampered and smoothly glide over them. But if less than 150 - that your skin turns red in the morning pretty, ragged rough sheet. It is desirable to buy the sheets with an elastic band on the edge, which can pull on the mattress and not be crushed even after the most passionate and stormy night.

12 days of happiness, or the wife went on vacation

2011-01-18T21:22:00.002+02:00

12 days of happiness, or the wife went on vacation
DAY 1. Spent! (I at this point insert a smiley face, but I do not know where to find it on the keyboard - I had such intense joy did not happen.) Hello, freedom! Shirts wash and poglazheny, full refrigerator of food, flowers much as anything he polyu. Well, once I here diaries any news - the beers have run.

DAY 2. Received SMS: «flew ok, cool weather, the hotel is gorgeous." It is such fun? Anything we have here, of course, not a resort, but one can live.

DAY 3. It seems I have pierced. Guys at work called a drink, I said that I can not - I have to walk the dog. They say: let's wife even walk. My answer: my wife is on vacation. In general, drove me to drink. Drunk is not a child, and all that my wife for two weeks in readiness for a snack allowed. Well, I do not need much, prikuplyu cheese, sausages, beer there different ...
DAY 4. In the evening, decided to tidy up. Horror! Thirty-two dirty plates - and it's five for you! That they are laid out, no idea, but she still vonischa. I first uploaded it all in the dishwasher, but then I remembered that it can not include. We must now go to bed early, tomorrow at work difficult day.

DAY 5. Day was even harder than I thought. Suddenly, the neighbors called the bottom, said their pours. I quickly back home, I see: the water gushes out of the dishwasher. Plumber looked up and said that I must have it still switched on, but the timer is moved, she joined when I was not, but I either did not shut the door, or a hose disconnect. In general, I do not know. I'll go better for a beer. Descending at the same time bought a disposable plastic plates.

DAY 6. Some kind of garbage. It turned out she left me only six of ironing shirts. I now wear a sixth. Others need to be washed, but I'm afraid to include the washing machine. Actually, of course, there are problems with simple solution: the neighbor left, she learned that I was temporarily a bachelor once defiantly keep an eye on me early. Maybe, for starters let postirushki suit? True, a neighbor on the right, you old witch, too, strangely looks askance, all the while looking out into the corridor: "Are you all alone so alone? And you yesterday, the guests were? And when the husband arrives? "Controls.

DAY 7. While I was thinking about the neighbor on the left, comes up to me Levashov (one of those who are with me on the third day of walking) and says: Oh, nothing, if I'll pick for you at night? I said to him: again with the company? And he said: no, no company. I: What shall we do? He: What about you do not know, but I quietly with a girl sit on the couch, we no longer have no place. Well done, earnestly asked to deny it was inconvenient. Okay, I'll go to the movies.

DAY 8. The cattle he, and not a colleague. The entire bed filled with champagne. Sweet. I threw the sheets but the mattress (orthopedic, doroguschy!) Still smells. Now, after all, a neighbor on the left was not invited. And the time is coming!

DAY 9. This Levashov not even a brute, but a complete freak. I am two days later went to the bathroom (wash decided). There's some lipstick on a conspicuous place. And a comb a strange shape (something like a parrot), all with long hair. Well, the wife is not coming today, so the noise would be. Threw out a lipstick and a comb. Just in case the apartment break - like no more traces.

DAY 10. Decided to spend the evening quietly. I bought a beer and sat watching television. It turned out that the panel had gone off somewhere. The first half hour walk to the TV - manually switched the program. After the third bottle was lazy and sat the whole evening - "Victim of Love" look. Or "abyss of passion," I do not remember exactly. 4 series in a row. Well, tomorrow buy myself a DVD of some of eroticism. Call a neighbor to the left.

DAY 11. It turned out to console the dog dragged itself into the socket and there razgryzla into small pieces. Offended, probably, that I spent three days with her not walking, just released on to the balcony. Here is a harmful thing! We had to fish start. In short, not until a neighbor here. Sorry, last evening. Tomorrow's wife arrives. Must at least tidied up to a minimum. A DVD I bought ("Mad orgies of the flesh", Part 4 - 11), then take a look.

DAY 12. Take time off from work (men greatly grieved when they learned for what reason), met his, and brought home. Tanned such vigorous. Immediately began bustling about the house. Dishwasher included, washer. Looked in the fridge, was surprised: what are you soup is not eaten an entire pan left. How would I know that in the pan? It generally was not visible because of beer. Then in the bathroom: oh, and you have not seen my comb in the shape of a parrot? Saw the "orgy of flesh," smiled once: bored, huh? The doorbell, the neighbor came to the right, the old hag: Oh, how nice that you came, your husband here so bored, so bored ...

Interesting bugs Windows

2011-01-18T21:20:00.000+02:00

Interesting bugs Windows
1) First - Bill Gates as a child has an alias - a botanist, in English. a - CON, and vindous can not create folders and files with the name - CON - try)) Familiar with MS-DOS do not laugh, it's not for you =)) Will: nefig not work!

2) Enter in Word phrase: "How to avoid military service?" And then check the spelling ... (Right click on the green underline)

Will: No one to avoid military service failed!

3) If you want to hang tightly Ward, enter:
"Clarification of the availability of reserves, MS;" (without the quotes) and press Enter

DO NOT TRY TO 3 ITEM!

4) Now to the topic of political correctness:
1. Start Notepad.
2. Type in it the line:

Bush hid the facts

3. Save the file and exit.
4. Open the file.

Would be: a lot of toe!

5) Enter in Word "= rand (200,99)" and press Enter, hold for 3 seconds.
Above this loud whinnying, although the accordion (heard that phrase but don `t know where it came from)

Will be: Eat more of these soft French rolls, so drink some tea. (And so few pages)

6) Enter in Word phrase "capacity-ability of a person to have civil rights and obligations" (without the quotes, of course)

Will: Departure from Word.

7) As for September 11:
Open Microsoft Word and do the following:
1. In large letters, type: Q33 NY. This is the number of the first plane to hit the Twin Towers;
2. Mark Q33 NY;
3. Resize to 48;
4. Change the font on WINDINGS (or WINDINGS 1)

P.S. It's not a glitch, but still interesting

MSI GX660

2011-01-12T14:50:00.004+02:00

MSI GX660 (GX660R-287UA)

Technology Dynaudio Premium Sound audio
Complex set of carefully selected, interrelated elements, which has superb sound quality - that's what properly developed technology notebook. Having completed the long process of joint development, the company Dynaudio, and MSI's notebook GX660. Four of the following directions provided in the end technology Dynaudio Premium Sound. Notebook GX660 - the best and only choice of serious gamers who want an extreme sound and performance!

Exclusive technology Turbo Drive Engine + (TDE +) of MSI significantly improves the performance of the GPU and graphics
Exclusive technology Turbo Drive Engine + (TDE +) from MSI allows you to increase the clock speed of CPU and graphics. TDE + technology enhances the computational speed and increase system performance. This speeds up the encoding / decoding video, the work of 3D gaming and design applications. With technology TDE + you will feel the increase in reaction rate and efficiency of data processing in real time.

Extreme performance discrete graphics card HD ATI Radeon HD 5870 (with memory VRAM GDDR5 volume 1GB)
Notebook MSI GX660 is equipped with the most advanced discrete graphics card, ATi Mobility Radeon HD 5870 (with a volume of VRAM GDDR5 1GB) for high-speed graphics processing. They support DirectX 11 and creates a smooth, clean, clear, natural 3D image of HD, which increases to a maximum force of sensation in interactive games.

Dell Alienware M17x Black

2011-01-12T14:50:00.002+02:00

Dell Alienware M17x (210-30985Blk) Black

Defeat the horde!
If your enemies flew like locusts, laptop Alienware M17x provide you with enough firepower for reliable pest.
Speed - this is life!
Any delay is like death. Breaks through the most demanding games and applications using processor Intel Core i7-820QM clocked at 1.73 GHz that supports overclocking without interruption Intel Turbo Boost.
Your success depends heavily on graphics performance
If you want to play games with the highest values of parameters and high frequency frames, choose the Alienware M17x notebook with a graphics card, ATI CrossFireX, with two graphics cards ATI Radeon HD 5870. Experience unparalleled scalability, performance and compatibility, while enjoying the best picture quality.
Stealth mode
If you use stealth mode dedicated graphics adapter is disconnected, and power consumption of other components is reduced to reduce the overall power consumption up to 65 Tues
Your control center
Alienware Command Center provides an easy and intuitive access to exclusive applications and management tools, including software for the backlight AlienFX and system power management AlienFusion. Downloading updates and runs directly to the control center, which turns it into a constantly evolving tool to customize your laptop M17x.
AlienSense - is software for facial recognition identifies several distinctive features, using a webcam laptop M17x to read and verify biometric indicators, which can not be tampered with or stolen (as opposed to a password).
Unique aggressive design
Impression of the power produced by not only the internal components of the notebook Alienware M17x. A brand new Alienware laptop case made of anodized aluminum with aggressive forms of callers, providing excellent temperature regulation, be able to defend your world.
Touch Panel Control QuickTouch
Swipe your finger over the keyboard M17x, and you do not feel. Unlike your laptop. Touch Panel Control Alienware QuickTouch uses touch sensors to access and manage power settings, and sound level, Bluetooth connection and Wi-Fi, as well as to run the control center and go into stealth mode. Panel QuickTouch, which highlights the fantastic lighting system AlienFX, perfectly replaces the outdated mechanical buttons and knobs.
Stunning display
Enjoy vivid colors on 17 "widescreen LCD display. LCD with backlight system based on two cathode CCFL, installed in a laptop Alienware M17x, provides a clearer and more high-quality image than the displays with one cathode in the CCFL backlight. A response time of 8 ms lets you forget about ghosting.
Webcam
Integrated 2-megapixel webcam and digital microphone make it possible to communicate over the Internet, as a means to connect to wireless networks can operate at any time, anywhere in the world.
Anodized aluminum
Sophistication. Protection. Longevity. The case design Alienware M17x provides long service life combined with beautiful textures that can withstand the wear and tear or depreciation. Given the extremely high performance gaming laptop M17x, to protect internal components require efficient management of thermoregulation and rugged. Laptop case M17x, made of anodized aluminum, has an aggressive provocative lines.

Apple MacBook Air

2011-01-12T14:42:00.001+02:00

Apple MacBook Air (MC505RS / A)

MacBook Air - ultrathin, ultraportable and ultra unlike anything else. But centimeters and grams do not go away overnight. This is the result of the new approach, multiple wireless technologies and advanced design. With the MacBook Air mobile computing suddenly has a new standard.

The incredible thinness MacBook Air - the result of numerous innovations to reduce the size and weight. On a more subtle hard drive and battery to strategically hidden I / O ports - all to ponder again and again to achieve the minimum thickness.

MacBook Air is designed to take full advantage of the wireless world. Because Wi-Fi networks have become so fast and affordable that you can live perfectly mobile, downloading information and programs from the Internet and store the files and providing access to them on the web.

Acer Ferrari One 200-312G25n

2011-01-12T14:40:00.001+02:00

Acer Ferrari One 200-312G25n (LU.FRC01.019)

The latest notebook Ferrari One 200 - ultra-mobile PCs equipped with HD displays with a diagonal of 11.6 ". Netbook uses the new AMD mobile platform for thin computers with support for VISION - and this means unprecedented for this class of mobile computing performance and 5 hours of battery life.
And of course, Ferrari One - is a detailed reproduction of the style's most prestigious motor racing in the world - for someone who aspires to go beyond perfection!

Exclusive style
Ferrari One reproduces in detail the style of the team Scudetto Ferrari, dominating the Formula 1 racing from the early rounds. A large number of design elements - from the color cap and textures stand under your palms to frame slots and rubber feet - give the impression of belonging to the most spectacular races in the world, convey the spirit of struggle and victory.

First at the finish!
Heart of Ferrari One - the second generation AMD platform for ultra-PC technology to support VISION, offering the optimal balance of unusually high for a netbook performance and long battery life.

Passion for entertainment
First, you see: a wide screen with a diagonal of 11.6 "and a resolution HD (1366 × 768), an extremely bright and clear thanks to LED lights, and cover Acer CineCrystal. Then you hear: built-in speakers are optimized for best transmission quality sound Dolby Home Theater.

Always Connected
Stay in touch through the use of the wireless module Wi-Fi 802.11b/g/n. Communication is other mobile devices is possible with the technology of Bluetooth 2.1 + EDR. And integrated webcam Acer Crystal Eye lift communication networks to a new level.

A4 Tech XL-747H Spider X7 Laser Mouse USB Brown

2011-01-12T14:00:00.001+02:00

A4 Tech XL-747H Spider X7 Laser Mouse USB Brown

Ergonomic shape, great for gamers;
Built-in memory - 64 KB to store the settings for programming the mouse buttons;
New technology "absolute control of the cursor;
Increased speed of response;
Unique button 3xFire;
5 modes of resolution;
Sensitive sensor;
Highlighting the case.

Specification:
Number of keys: 6 +1 wheel button;
Resolution: 600/800/1200/1600/2400/3200 dpi;
Interface: Adjustable USB;
Frequency of processing frames: 7080 frames / sec.;
Image Processing: 6.4 megapixels / sec.;
Maximum speed: up to 1 m / s;
Software: Windows 98/2000/2003/XP/MAC 8.6-10.X/Vista.

A4 Tech X-755BK Oscar Gaming Mouse USB Black

2011-01-12T13:57:00.001+02:00

A4 Tech X-755BK Oscar Gaming Mouse USB Black

Ergonomic shape, great for gamers;
Built-in memory - 16 KB to store the settings for programming the mouse buttons;
Adjustable response time from 3 to 30 mils / sec.;
Unique button 3xFire;
Sensitive sensor;
5 modes of resolution;
4D-scrolling;
Highlighting the case.

Specification:
Number of keys: 6 +1 wheel button;
Resolution: 500/800/1200/1600/2000 dpi;
Interface: Adjustable USB: 125-250-500-1000 Hz (USB Full Speed);
Frequency of processing frames: 6500 frames / sec.;
Image Processing: 5.8 megapixels / sec.;
Maximum speed: up to 1 m / s;
Software: Windows 98/2000/2003/XP/MAC 8.6-10.X/Vista.

Asus N52DA

2011-01-11T18:10:00.002+02:00

Asus N52DA
Notebook Asus N52DA designed specifically for people who are on the go do not want to part with the music. It features technology developed by Asus SonicMaster, representing a range of hardware and software to improve sound quality. Good detail sound stage contribute to the special resonance chambers, a 2.5-watt amplifier rate of 21 cubic meters. cm improves audio playback through the stereo output Altec Lansing.
Beautiful image with the technology Video Magic
The software module, which is part of the technology Video Magic, improves the resolution of standard DVD-format movies to the level of 1080p, and also increases the frame rate to 72 frames per second, to provide the most smooth video playback.
Another component of the Video Magic is an exclusive technology Asus Splendid Video Intelligence, which improves contrast, brightness and color saturation, providing high image quality in any program.
Excellent performance
Notebook Asus N52DA equipped with a processor AMD Phenom II Triple-Core N830 2.1 GHz frequency, which is a new, high-performance microarchitecture with a number of unique features.

Asus N52D

2011-01-11T18:10:00.000+02:00

Asus N52D
Notebook Asus N52D designed specifically for people who are on the go do not want to part with the music. It features technology developed by Asus SonicMaster, representing a range of hardware and software to improve sound quality. Good detail sound stage contribute to the special resonance chambers, a 2.5-watt amplifier rate of 21 cubic meters. cm improves audio playback through the stereo output Altec Lansing.
Beautiful image with the technology Video Magic
The software module, which is part of the technology Video Magic, improves the resolution of standard DVD-format movies to the level of 1080p, and also increases the frame rate to 72 frames per second, to provide the most smooth video playback.
Another component of the Video Magic is an exclusive technology Asus Splendid Video Intelligence, which improves contrast, brightness and color saturation, providing high image quality in any program.
Excellent performance
Notebook Asus N52D (N52D-N830SEHDAW) equipped with a processor AMD Phenom II Triple-Core N830 2.1 GHz frequency, which is a new, high-performance microarchitecture with a number of unique features.

HP Pavilion dv6-3107er

2011-01-11T17:20:00.002+02:00

HP Pavilion dv6-3107er (XD569EA)
Amazing mobile performance
Get the performance of a desktop PC, anywhere, wherever you are. HP Pavilion dv6 equipped with quad-core processor, AMD Phenom II Quad-Core N930 clocked at 2 GHz, 6 GB of DDR3 RAM and a discrete graphics card ATI Radeon HD 5650 with 1 GB of video memory.
Ease of Use
HP Pavilion dv6 was designed to meet your needs. It is equipped with full-sized keyboard "island type" and a big touchpad that supports recognition of touch. One touch buttons make operating the computer in the fun.
Fullness sensation of working with media content
Enjoy high-quality audio and video thanks to such features as: Audio Dolby, speakers Altec Lansing, screen high-definition. Write down your impressions about the world using a webcam and HP TrueVision digital microphone.
Magnificent appearance
HP Pavilion dv6 will complement your style, no matter where you were. It comes in sleek and sturdy aluminum enclosure, decorated with spectacular ornamentation.

Teachers Jokes

2011-01-11T17:01:00.001+02:00

Teachers Jokes!
- Let yonder yellow cube would, for clarity, blue Charcot.
- Draw an infinitely small triangle. No, hard to see, draw more ...
- Everything in your best interest: the faster will remove the class, the faster you go wash corridor.
- Propyl alcohol should not drink, so his formula will not write.
- An entry in his diary: He came to gym class without panties.
- After Paul 1 on the Russian throne, women were no more ..
- Student, are you really so smart? - Who, me? - Well, I'm not the same!
- Let us for simplicity take the matrix seventh order.
- Now, open the genitals and carefully studying them!
- The girl in the back row, peresyadte me in the front seat.
- An entry in his diary: tumbled without a mat.
- Ask your salesperson at the store formula Gauss ... And you do not know her!
- Take a graphic and crosses to tick the box.
- Tomorrow I'll give you a sudden control.
- Quietly crept noiselessly clank caterpillars.
- Everywhere lay the dead bodies. Here and there they were still alive. (Civil defense)
- You're lying to me, fellow student, but I believe you.
- N planes are flying, no, N small - to both reactive ...
- So, my young guerrillas begin questioning in last topic.

Review of the Samsung I9000 Galaxy S

2011-01-11T16:27:00.002+02:00

Review of the Samsung I9000 Galaxy S
Samsung I9000 Galaxy S - top-end smartphone operating system, Android, has an impressive list of advantages. The most outstanding feature of the device - a large 4-inch screen made by technology SuperAMOLED, which at present can not be compared to any one competitor. Do not disappoint, and hardware equipment - processor at 1 GHz, 8 or 16 GB of internal memory and a full set of communication interfaces and sensors. This combination allows the use of Galaxy S and as serious an assistant at work, and the role of advanced home entertainment center or on the road.
Screen
While a typical screen size for the actual Android-models is 3.2 inches, a top smartphone from Samsung has a noticeably larger screen size of 4 inches. Be increased under the diagonal and a resolution of 480 by 800 pixels, whereby the image is simply amazing level of detail. But the biggest advantage of the device is still a matrix, made by technology SuperAMOLED. It provides bright, vivid picture with rich, natural colors, high contrast and wide viewing angles that massive TFT-matrix provide simply can not. In addition, this display feels good on the street, practically without loss of readability of the images in direct sunlight.
Sensory abilities are provided with a capacitive type of screen, respectively, control device is designed to touch your fingers rather than stylus. Virtually all applications, including office suites, browsers, and photo viewer, and many others, supported by multi-technology, greatly facilitate the scaling of content. In addition to its accelerometer automatically rotates into a vertical or horizontal position, the Samsung Galaxy S is built and a proximity sensor that disables the screen during a call.
Design
Phone made in the form of the hyperfine monoblock with rounded corners thickness of less than 1 cm in almost the entire front panel is occupied by a large display. Significantly lower than expected and weight of the device, which is only 119 grams, which is not so much for the 4-inch device. Thus, the smartphone is easy to hold in the hand during the conversation, there are no problems with its placement in their pockets.
Housing entirely made of plastic. Noble and reliable, but is too heavy metal seats in the design was not found. The front panel is glossy, scratch it, he defends a dark gray skirting around the perimeter. At the bottom of the panel has only three buttons that are standard for Android-devices: "Menu", "Home" and "Return". Only the center button is the hardware, whereas the other two in the form of sensors and feature lighting. Shortly press the Home button returns the user to the main screen, long-term - is the Task Manager. Separate navigation element in the form of joystick buttons and phone "Call" and "Reject" No, related operations will comply with a software interface.
On the right side edge is a button on / lock the screen on the left - the volume rocker. Sidewall body bent to the rear, so that these buttons are practically invisible in the normal grip. By their location will have to get used to. On the upper face is 3.5 mm audio jack, and a comfortable indoor shutter connector micro-USB, through which the exchange of data and battery charging. Back face is made of glossy plastic with a pattern in the form of points and features the original influx in the lower part, which helps to keep the phone more comfortable in the hand. At the top of the lens is a 5 megapixel camera without flash, and an additional speaker. To remove the need to pick up her lower part of the nail and pull the mechanism of attachment is strong enough, play and creaks are not observed. In addition to the battery compartment and SIM-card is located under the lid and a slot for memory cards microSD, which is not very convenient.
Functionality
From a hardware perspective Samsung Galaxy S is equipped with more than good. In addition to the above 4-inch screen SuperAMOLED smartphone has faster processor Samsung S5PC111 1 GHz and a solid amount of internal Flash-memory - 8 GB or 16, depending on the modification. Additionally, to increase data storage by using a card reader format microSD, the card supports up to 32 GB. For wireless interfaces are responsible modules GSM, 3G, Wi-Fi 802.11 b / g / n and Bluetooth 3.0, the unit also has a navigation system GPS, digital compass, and FM-tuner with RDS. The main camera with a 5 megapixel sensor has a solid set of options of shooting modes, including more than a dozen preset scenes, three variants of focus and adjust exposure. However, lack of flare can get quality shots only under optimal lighting.
Cmartfon running an operating system Android 2.1, while the standard software suite significantly extended by the manufacturer. The main screen is used for multi-interface on each of 7 pages which the user can place a separate set of icons for different occasions. Useful applications preinstalled, such as Write and go (the creation of text and subsequently published in social networks), Aldiko eBook (electronic book reader), Daily Briefing (complex system of reminders), ThinkFree (office suite), Layar (browser Augmented Reality), and much more . In the event of such a set will not be enough available to the user thousands of free and commercial applications and games in the online store and Android Market Samsung Apps.
I would especially like to mention entertaining ability Samsung Galaxy S. Large bright screen and powerful processor allows you to enjoy the colorful 3D-games, full browsing and working with documents, as well as watching videos without annoying slowdown. Unlike most competitors, this smartphone without any problems losing unconverted HD-video in popular formats AVI, MKV, which turns it into a complete entertainment center. But do not forget that in active use, the device charge its battery capacity of 1500 mAh will not suffice for a long time, although the manufacturer claims and more than 12 hours of razgovora.Formfaktor Touchscreen candybar
Display 4-inch touch-sensitive, capacitive, Super AMOLED 480 x 800 pixels, 16 million colors
Standards for GSM 850/900/1800/1900, WCDMA 900/1900/2100, HSDPA 7.2, HSUPA 5.76
Connectivity Wi-Fi 802.11b/g/n, Bluetooth 3.0
Connector micro-USB, audio 3,5 mm
GPS A-GPS
Operating system Android OS 2.1 Eclair
Processor Samsung S5PC111 1 GHz
Memory 1.84 GB of internal memory / 8 GB Flash (5.78 MB user available), microSD support up to 32 GB
Battery Li-Ion 1500 mAh. Approximate time: 768 min. talk, 750 hours of standby time
Camera 5 MP, 2560 x 1920 pixels, autofocus, no flash, shooting video 720p (720 x 1280 pixels) 30 fps, forward-facing camera for video telephony
Media Player audio: MP3, AAC, AAC +, eAAC +, OGG, WMA, AMR-NB, AMR-WB, WAV, MID, AC3, IMY, FLAC, XMF, Video: 3gp (mp4), AVI (divx), MKV, FLV , H.263, codec DivX, XviD, MPEG4, H.263, H.264, WMV, VC-1
FM-radio stereo FM-radio with RDS
Browser Chrome-lite
Dimensions and weight of 122,4 x 64,2 x 9,9 mm, 119 g
Additionally, accelerometer, digital compass, proximity sensor, light sensor
Conclusions
There are a number of top features, including qualitative SuperAMOLED-screen GHz processor, a substantial amount of internal memory and a full set of wireless interfaces led to the fact that the total cost of Samsung Galaxy S can hardly be called democratic. Because of a solid price tag of this apparatus is primarily interested in the user-provided, find the maximum-equipped device, or enthusiasts wanting in the ranks of the first to try all possibilities of this unique product. Do not leave indifferent the future owners and recreational opportunities, social integration and full support for online services from Google.V bottom line: Samsung I9000 Galaxy S
+ Features screen, fast processor, considerable amount of internal memory, business and entertainment functionality, play unconverted video
- High cost, the camera without a flash, the design of the case I would like to see material premium
! Masthead Android-smartphone with a quality 4-inch SuperAMOLED-screen and maximum functionality

HTC Desire HD

2011-01-11T16:25:00.002+02:00

HTC Desire is deservedly considered one of the most balanced Android-smartphone and a full sootvetststvii its name (desire - the desire to (English)) enjoys a high popularity. But any bestseller, you can continue to improve, and has recently appeared for sale update - HTC Desire HD, which differs from its predecessor a huge 4.3-inch screen and other support enhancements. What is it in, and whether to pay extra for it - read in the tests conducted zoom.cnews.ru.
Appearance
HTC Desire HD is a classic candy bar. As for appearance, the HTC Desire HD retains many design elements of its predecessors. Although this approach has its caveats. Recognizable designs and use of a color can easily mislead a buyer who does not love ads, whose attention is all the more difficult to catch on yet another smartphone similar to a dozen others. But with HTC Desire HD is not so simple. Developers HTC intentionally tried to allocate one-piece due to the wide body, large display and robust technological keys located on the perimeter.
HTC Desire HD
For example, with regard to size, then right itself draws attention to housing (68 x 123 x 11,8 mm.). On this parameter HTC Desire HD was the most extensive among the smartphones HTC. For comparison, the HTC HD2 width is 67 mm. Is this good or bust? Read from the screen was very convenient, but can not say that HTC Desire HD comfortably in your hand, at least, we thought that it would be too big for small women's hands. Although thanks to velvety Soft touch coating and the thickness of the shell this deficiency is compensated. Weight candy bar is 164 g, which compared to previous devices, says that the device "recovered".
In HTC-quality materials and workmanship is always high. Was no exception and HTC Desire HD. Aluminum housing smartphone is divided into technology sections, hardly noticeable at first glance. On the right we found a small battery cover, which can be easily removed (enough to hook it with a fingernail), but to fill it back will require some skill.
In another compartment at the bottom are slots for the SIM-card and memory card. Lid sits more firmly, so it had to "scratch out". Undoubtedly, change SIM-card or a memory card "hot" method is very convenient, but the proposed method for extracting still an amateur.
Display
Occupying nearly the entire space of the upper part of the body, the touch 4.3-inch WVGA-display almost no leaves on its surface with fingerprints. Naturally, the display supports MultiTouch. With regard to image quality, it is used in the HTC Desire HD Super LCD technology has presented the most pleasant experience: discomfort when viewing did not raise, the colors are bright and juicy, the text on the screen reads easily.
Functionality
The first launch of the device after the reset has taken awhile, but then showed a very smart high speed downloads after shutdowns and reboots. Another by a powerful processor 1 GHz Qualcomm Snapdragon we were not expecting.
Built-in memory HTC Desire HD is 1,5 GB and 768 MB of operative. This is quite enough to worry about availability. In this case, you can use a memory card microSD, moreover, as shown by further study of the device, without it just will not do.
The 3G technology has become the standard for all business models. HTC Desire HD can work in networks HSPA / WCDMA at a rate of admission to 14,4 Mbit / s and provides speed up to 5.76 Mbps. There are also interfaces Wi-Fi, Bluetooth 2.1 c enhanced data rate, A2DP for wireless stereo headsets, FTP and OPP for file transfer, sound system SRS Dolby Surround, as well as built-in 2D/3D graphics accelerator.
Also pleased that the unit after several hours of active work of little heated.
From the "cons" of the device can indicate problems with the configuration of synchronization of the device from the PC and the lack of opportunities without having to install a file manager view the content of SD-cards.
Applications
As already mentioned, HTC Desire HD runs on Android 2.2 (Frozen Yogurt, «Frozen Yogurt"). This operating system has significantly increased the speed and flexibility appeared, which lacked the previous versions. It is very important that finally became possible to download applications, such as Market, once on your memory card without any additional installations and connections. With the settings you can adjust the level of energy consumption, lighting, etc.
Number of multimedia applications, the device is truly amazing. HTC Desire HD can be used as a guide to familiar, a notebook, a navigator, a flashlight and even a Wi-fi-router. With a smartphone, you can work with documents, manage medikontentom, monitor weather, elected the news feeds, synchronized with accounts at Gmail, etc.
Appendix Quick Search allows you to quickly find information in Wikipedia, Google or YouTube.
In HTC Desire HD is a built-in sensors of position in space (G-sensor), sensor approach, light sensor and a digital compass, and also appeared a flashlight, works with three brightness mode.
Interface HTC Sense - «feature" all new smartphones HTC. Since its first implementation in the HTC Hero, this proprietary interface has greatly expanded its capabilities and now its function is not limited to the expansion of a number of desktops, widgets, and management profiles. With HTCSense.com HTC Desire HD can be, for example, to remotely activate or protect the personal data in case of loss.
With HTC Desire HD can work in social networks such as Facebook, Twitter and YouTube (publish photos, videos, post), there is a ribbon Friends Friend Stream. To work with video and animation in the smartphone supports Adobe Flash 10.1. Built-in support DLNA standard allows to broadcast multimedia content to a different screen.
Camera
HTC Desire HD camera equipped with a resolution of 8 megapixels. The camera only runs through the menu on the body of the corresponding key is not. Another flaw discovered - with an impressive amount of internal memory can not shoot up until the device is no SD-card. The camera has a powerful dual LED flash, Face Detection and the possibility of geotagging. The quality of pictures judge for yourself.
Battery
The manufacturer promises that in GSM, by rechargeable lithium-ion battery, the unit will operate up to 550 min. of talk time and up to 420 hours of standby time. On this parameter HTC Desire HD than its predecessors. Reducing energy smartphone achieved due to the fact that HTC Desire HD runs on second-generation Qualcomm Snapdragon, which was created using 45nm tech-process.
HTC Desire HD - one of the best modern communicators
Conclusions
HTC Desire HD, despite some nuances, a great model, performance and functionality. Those who put in their time buying HTC Desire, due to the fact that the fact that Android 2.2 firmware has been sent back for revision, not a lot of lost and now have an excellent opportunity to catch up.
Alexei Nadezhdin

Interesting facts about the man

2011-01-11T16:04:00.003+02:00

Interesting facts about the man
The man - the sole representative of the animal world, able to draw straight lines.
Length of hair on his head, grew an average human lifetime - 725 kilometers.
In blond beard grows faster than brunettes.
If you smile at the person "working" 17 muscles.
Human DNA contains about 80,000 genes.
The surface of the lungs - about 100 square meters.
White blood cells in the human body live 2-4 days, and erythrocytes - 3-4 months.
Males are dwarfs with growth below 130 cm, female - below 120 cm
Each finger of a man bent over the lifetime of about 25 million times.
The names of the fingers from the French: empty, index, major, anyuler, orikyuler.
In the human body is only 4 mineral: apatite, aragonite, calcite and cristobalite.
The size of the human heart is approximately equal to the value of his fist. Weight of an adult human heart is 220-260, the
Phenomenon in which light from a strong person loses the ability to see, called "snow blindness".
The human brain generates more per day of electrical impulses, than all the world's telephones put together.
In the human brain per second is 100,000 chemical reactions.
The total weight of bacteria in the human body is 2 pounds.
The surface area of the human lung is approximately equal to the square tennis court.
Children are born without knee cups. They appear only at the age of 2-6 years.
In psychiatry, a syndrome accompanied by depersonalization, a violation of the perception of time and space, your own body and the environment, officially (!) Is called "Alice in Wonderland."
Since its birth in the human brain is already there are 14 billion cells, and the number is up to his death is not increased. In contrast, after 25 years it has reduced by 100,000 a day. One minute you spend on reading pages, die about 70 cells. After 40 years, sharply accelerated the degradation of the brain, and after 50 neurons (nerve cells) dry out and reduces the volume of the brain.
In humans, about 2 million sweat glands. The average adult person with every liter of sweat lost 540 calories. Men sweat about 40% more than women.
Small intestine in life has a length of about 2,5 meters. After his death, when the intestinal wall musculature relaxes, its length is 6 meters.
An adult makes about 23,000 breaths (and expiration) per day.
The right lung of human accommodates more air than the left.
The human eye can distinguish 10 million colors.
Over a lifetime, the female body produces 7 million eggs.
Papafobiya - a fear of the Pope (Rome) ".
In the mouth a man of about 40,000 bacteria.
Sneeze with your eyes open is impossible.
In the human spine 33 or 34 vertebrae.
The smallest cells in the male - sperm cells.
Women blink approximately 2 times more often than men.
In humans, about 2000 taste buds.
The strongest muscle in the human body - the language.
At birth, a child's body about 300 bones in adulthood there are only 206.
In Mesopotamia the death of the patient's physician, who treated him were executed, and for blindness - blinded.
Nerve impulses in the human body moves at a speed of approximately 90 meters per second.
The human body contains as much fat as necessary for the production of 7 pieces of soap.
36.8 million - the number of heartbeats a person for one year.
Human hair thicker soap film is approximately 5000 times.
Human gastric juice contains 0.4% hydrochloric acid (HCl).
Men are about 10 times as likely as women to suffer from color blindness.
Medieval doctors in doubt in the diagnosis were diagnosed with syphilis.
Nearly half of all the human bones found at the wrists and feet.
Nails on the fingers of your hands grow about 4 times faster than on my feet.
People with blue eyes are more sensitive to pain than others.
There are more than 100 different viruses that cause the common cold.
Over the lifetime of the human skin is replaced about 1000.
In the adult human body about 75 miles (!) Nerves.
Hitting my head against the wall can lose 150 calories per hour.
Partenofobiya - a fear of virgins.
Bulimia - it's unrestrained appetite.
Human bones for 50% of water.
The scientific name of the navel - umbilikus.
The average American consumes about four kilograms of food additives per year
In mature males, vanilla - one of the most erotic smell.
Each year approximately 24,000 Americans get the bites of rats
The heartbeat may become more frequent by about 30 percent during yawning.
The average person spends for food 5 years of life
When a person is lying, he usually looks up and left.
Over time, the average person's life grows about 760 miles of hair.
In right-handed nails grow faster on the right hand of left-handers, respectively, on the left.
Divide your height by eight. Should get the height of the head.
People with a little excess weight statistically live longer than those with normal weight.
The greatest number of push-ups at a time - 46,001
Every year 30,000 people are injured from training equipment and inventory
Less than 10 percent of criminals commit 67 percent of crimes in the U.S.
men fall under the lightning strike is six times more likely than women

Descriptions of some accident, taken from real applications of insurance slychayah That car vpezalas in my not ppedyppediv their namepeniyah.

2011-01-11T16:00:00.000+02:00

Descriptions of some accident, taken from real applications of insurance slychayah
That car vpezalas in my not ppedyppediv their namepeniyah.

I dymal that my window been discovered, but obnapyzhil that it is not so when it pposynyl pyky.

Pedestrian stolknylsya with me and ppopal the vehicle.

This was papen povsyudy. I ppishlos few paz vykpychivat pyl, ppezhde than I knocked him down.

I moved out from the curb, vzglyanyl its teschy and drove through the guard nabepezhnoy.

Accident ppoizoshlo at a time when I tried to get out of skid vykpychivaya pyl in stopony dpygoy machine.

I, as usual, pull over dopozhki y home when my mashiny vpezalas dpygaya machine at the same place where vpezalas and several ppedydyschih paz.

When I finally arrived approaching pepekpestky, Pe.ped me there was a sign "STOP" to the point where it never panshe was not. I could not vovpemya stop and avoid a collision.

Telephone pole quickly to ppiblizhalsya. I tried it with otvepnyt astray, but he vpezalsya in my mashiny.

I ppishlos knock down a pedestrian, not to vpezatsya in bampep standing vpe.ped car.

My car was ppipapkovana on specific regulations, when she moved into reverse dpygyyu mashiny.

Hevidimaya machine appeared niotkyda, vpezalas in my mashiny and disappeared.

When I realized that not smogy avoid a collision, I stepped on the gas and vpezalsya in dpygyyu mashiny.

A pedestrian had no idea in what guiding the move, and I did pepeehal.

I yvidel like slow old myzhchina with gpystnym person flew from the hood of my car.

Vozvpaschayas with Workflow, I povepnyl to chyzhomy domy and vpezalsya in trees, koto.pogo Pe.ped my house there.

I vybposilo of my car, when she flew with dopogi. Later I was found in a ditch zaplytavshimi crustal.

I told the police that no panen, but by removing kepky, obnapyzhil that my chepep ppolomlen.

RULES, which, according to MEN, WOMEN SHOULD KNOW ALL

2011-01-11T15:57:00.002+02:00

RULES, which, according to MEN, WOMEN SHOULD KNOW ALL
1. If you think you put on weight, it is most likely true. Do not ask us, we refuse to answer.
2. Birthdays, Valentines, and anniversaries - it's not the crusades in search of another perfect gift!
3. If you ask a question that you do not need an answer, be ready to hear the answer that you would not want to hear.
4. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
5. Do not ask us what we think, if you are not prepared to discuss such issues as firing a shotgun and auto racing.
6. Sunday = sports. It's like a full moon or the tides. So be it!
7. Shopping - it's not a sport, and we will never think otherwise.
8. When we go somewhere, everything that you wear - just fine. Seriously.
9. Lamentations - is blackmail.
10. Ask for what you want. We need to understand is this: Subtle hints do not help, Strong hints do not help, clear hints do not work. Just say it!
11. No, we do not know what day it is. And will never know. Mark all anniversaries on the calendar.
12. Most men three pairs of shoes. What makes you think that we can help you choose one pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
13. Come to us with a problem, if you want it to mind. For Sympathy is what your girlfriends.
14. All that was said six months ago, is unacceptable to the dispute. All words are no longer valid after seven days.
15. If you're not willing to dress like Pamela Anderson of the girlfriend of the last series, do not ask us to do the same noble men of the same series.
16. OR you can ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it to be done - not both at once!
17. Whenever possible, say whatever you want to say during commercials.
18. Relations will never be the same as in the first two months of dating.
19. ALL men see in 16 colors, like Windows settings by default. Peaches - a fruit, not color.
20. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
21. Beer is also entertaining for us as handbags for you.
22. We are not telepaths, and never will be. Our inability to read your mind does not prove that we treat you badly.
23. If we asked what was wrong, and you said: "All right, we will do, as if everything is in order. We know that you are lying, but finding the truth is not worth the possible scandal.

Men about women's complex

2009-05-21T22:11:00.000+03:00

Got me here.
Necessary explanation - in view of the fact that on the evening of my trip to address a purely nothing, no food, I ride a bicycle, or go to download. But even бухаю, of course, but this is the case does not concern. And has the attitude that a player, I loaded otborneshey double psevdorusskoynarodnoy pop. Any techno-version of Russian folk songs a la farce Limited. And when listening to one of these songs (which we have yet to read) - is what I thought.

A lot of girls from around the unsettled personal life. It would be okay - crocodiles which were both not looking - like everything with it: and the boobs are no available and the person simpatishnaya, and is not too blatant heresy pletet in conversation (and sometimes even gets a very smart). And with men - seams. All normal men, it onboard, but finds itself in a complete bastards that it provernet dick and throws. It would seem - a paradox, not Al, not so simple.

The thing is that I oooochen many girls are burdened kromeshnym number of complexes. One in a small increase is due, the second - on a thick жопу, third - even on something. And little that is earned, so it makes it out loud, and with regularly. And to the extent contrive all these zaebat that is already at the end of a sincere belief that the person it is worthless, and no normal uncle was not pozaritsya, so now because ... Well because a big ass. Nightmare, not ass. Therefore, it is better to be alone, say, uebana some go to, then once again I was humiliated, and the farewell to tell a bunch of stuff. I do know that he told me all this, not because ueban and pridurok, and I have it in addition to its zaebala nytem, but because he does not like my ass.

And get something like (I recommend to listen to the whole song. Understand that the sick - but it should be).

Well that is understandable, right? "He said I -" all good ", but he did not ask for forgiveness." And do not ask, add away. Because it is not earned.

I am a long time to fall in the stupor of such conflicts: Well everything is good with a girl I like just fine, so what do I send it naher something like so? Then when I finally met a woman was lucky to break my trip all the stereotypes that came before me.

Remember, girls. We, the men - there is much more like zakompleksovannye and much more emotionally vulnerable than you, no matter how brutal macho we may seem. And we need an object to worship. Ideal. And we are looking for it in you. And we find it! And look at you through, so to say, the prism of his love and really see in you goddesses.

But exactly, until the goddess is not beginning to turn our attention to its shortcomings. None showed about pipisku small and large animals can not be compared with the shock, that guy is, when suddenly the goddess said to him, "Yes, I unshapely. And I have small boobs." I do understand that, can you thus want to get a compliment, but I swear - this is the most unfortunate way to retrieve it. Because the machine at a man answered "yes no, you're beautiful, and you have good boobs" - but somewhere deep inside, he thought, and that, if true? And suddenly, and really plain? We are also very trusting - so you are not in the opinion podvinesh one iota, and we sometimes go to the beliefs change.

Well, once the ideal of himself safely razvenchal - must, therefore, look for a new one. Well, next you know you are. Camomiles hide ponikli buttercup, pour nozzles waistcoats best friend: "vsemuzhikikazlyyyy! Niktomenyanelyuuuubit!"

Girls! To implement change in your life is done several times a day copybook exercise: go to the mirror (do not care how much you have in front of him while doing) and tell yourself: "I - ohuenna. I - a goddess. And who does not believe - that I unfit. " To speak aloud. Repeat until themselves not believe it yet. And never, never let either polslova in the doubt, until the assault.

And if you want a guy to get a compliment (well, not there, I wanted to here) - ask directly - "The truth is, I ohuennaya?" - Will see at the knees yet podpolzet and will kiss his feet.

Once the case.

Mobile phone Nokia N82

2009-05-18T18:16:00.001+03:00

Nokia N82 - tell their story in a new way!

To find the Nokia N82, shoot and send photos to friends.

The next N-series smartphone with a stylish design and rich functionality. Nokia N82 is able to operate in third generation networks, and also has support for wireless networks WiFi. At his position, as determined using the GPS-receiver, Nokia N82 users will be able to look at the TFT-display with QVGA-resolution.
Operating system: S60 software on Symbian OS Platform
User Interface: Platform S60 3rd Edition, Feature Pack 1
Automatic screen rotation
Up to 100 MB of embedded dynamic RAM for storing messages, ringing tone, images, video clips, calendar, list of cases and applications
The connector for hot-swappable microSD memory card
5-megapixel camera (2592 x 1944 pixels), the optics of Carl Zeiss: lens Tessar ™, MPEG-4 video up to VGA 30 frames per second
Direct connection to compatible TV via TV-out or wireless LAN / UPnP
The camera on the front panel, CIF (352 x 288 pixels) sensor for videophone
Support for video calls and video (services networks WCDMA)
Integrated xenon flash
Slideshow from gallery
Upload photos and videos on the Internet one click
Nokia XpressPrint - direct printing to transfer data via USB (PictBridge), Bluetooth (BPP) and WLAN (UPnP) or print to online
Resolution: up to VGA (640 x 480 pixels) at 30 frames per second
The indicator records
Audio: AAC (AMR for MMS)
Digital video stabilization
Format video:. Mp4 (default), .3 gp (for MMS)
White balance, the choice of mode and set the color tones
Zoom: digital up to 10x (VGA up to 4x)
The camera on the front panel: CIF (352 x 288 pixels) sensor for videophone
Editing video directly on your phone

Mobile phone Nokia 5800 XpressMusic

2009-05-18T18:08:00.003+03:00

Nokia 5800 XpressMusic uses the advantages of touch screen and is «multimedia panel» - a convenient menu, which provides direct access to music and entertainment features, including lists of favorite tracks, videos and photos. The multimedia panel, moreover, provides direct Internet access and data exchange functions online. Nokia 5800 XpressMusic supports the display of content in a Flash, which allows users to view any web page, rather than just fragments. In addition, Nokia 5800 XpressMusic has all the key functions of music, including a graphic equalizer, 8 GB of memory and support for all main digital music formats, as well as equipped with a standard 3.5-mm jack. As reported in the press release, the built-in stereo speakers with support for surround sound provide the most powerful sound in the mobile industry.

Morning one girl

2009-05-17T22:13:00.000+03:00

Most importantly - this time of awakening. No, not on the clock, but on the call. What? As you are leaving? I? I have been stood up. Yes. Yeah. Seven minutes? No problem, already down!
Next - the most interesting. Fly down from the bed.
In the panic room look for the presence of clothing. Detect dress, which was yesterday. Grabbed a dress to run out into the corridor. Roll-down, because it did not put on pantyhose. Back in the room for the tights. Dressing tights. Search toes. Remember that it is not wore a dress. To run out into the corridor. Sbegat to the kitchen - coffee place. Find in an armchair in the corridor, and dress socks. Dressing socks. Sbegat in the room, lay convulsively notebook.
To lose your phone. Pull off the paper, who took home - to work (well, kind of, or make) in a bunch. Find phone. Consistent, that still did not put on a dress. To run out into the corridor and find that wore different socks. Grab a dress and drag it into the bath. Look at the toes, lift one. Back in the room and grab the paper, pull them into the corridor. Decide nakrasit eyelashes. Stand with the brush at the mirror. Remember that it is not wash. Jumped into the bath.
Squeeze out the pasta on the brush. Find that I stand in one wearing. Throw a second look. Plyunut and return to the bath. Make an attempt to clean your teeth brush eyelashes, which has pulled in his hand. Otskresti ink on the teeth. You can see in the basket for linen sock, doubles as the one on the leg. Arrest him and some time to think what to do with it. Think of coffee and rush to the kitchen, zabryzgivaya all the toothpaste. Find that coffee is not ready yet. To lose a toothbrush. Back in the bath. Catch of the sinks to brush eyelashes. Raise the floor with a toothbrush. Clean teeth. Take brush for eyelashes in place.
Remember, there is still no dress. Throw the dress and go find THIRD sock. This is the same as in the leg. Roll the one in his hand, grabbed found. To see the dress, dress convulsively ego.Soobrazit that did not put on bra. Remove the dress search bra. Is not found, see the abandoned sock. Compare it with that in hand. Remove the sock from his feet and put the two found. Throw in the corridor and wear boots. Think about the dress and bra. Back to the room to find a dress and bra. Run to the kitchen, find the phone. Nice vzvizgnut and
accrue to wear a dress. Catch svorochennuyu coffee machine, see the brush for eyelashes and mascara is not closed. Begin to paint the eyes. Spohvatitsya - a dress! Jumped into the room, wear a dress. Pull off a laptop and documents in one stopochku. Back to the mirror, dokrasit second eye. Sigh and change the dress keeper inside out. Nakinut jacket and rushed to the elevator. Back to my laptop computer and documents, drag them to the elevator.
Back to close the water in the tub. To lose the keys. Dropped the phone, lose it. Find the keys on the floor. Find a phone on the floor. Pechenyushku catch and make a dash for the elevator. Back to close flat. Neuro poprygat in the elevator. Ran out of the elevator, drop the documents. Put your laptop on the floor, collect the documents. Suppress pechenyushkoy, rush into the street. Cough, to return to the laptop. Ran out of the entrance, confusing in the jacket sleeves and adhering papers. Dozhevat pechenyushku.
To see the car, make a dash for it. Taking in the car, painful bump lbom.
And will continue to hysterical laughter and just sleep in the workplace. A house is peacefully dokipat coffee. Girl, why you platezhka printed on the cheek? Do pogromche, love this song! Like yesterday, it was necessary to pass all? ..
In general, it's my life ... on-on-o ... it's my life ... on-on-o ...

Notebook HP Compaq 6720s (KU475ES)

2009-05-17T22:05:00.003+03:00

Notebook HP Compaq 6720s (KU475ES)

Productive and more intellectual work. Through the use of Intel processors and the availability of the screen with a diagonal size of 15.4 "notebook HP Compaq 6720s offers extensive connectivity and enhanced security at an affordable price. This model hinges on the lid fixed matrix, and the axis of rotation passes through the body of a laptop. This solution provides a lower profile device in an open condition.

Manufacturer
HP (Hewlett Packard)
Brief Specifications
15.4 "WXGA / Intel Core Duo T2410 (2.0GHz) / 2 GB / 250GB / DVD RW / LAN / WiFi / BT / Bag / FreeDOS / 2.5 kg
Screen
15.4 "WXGA (1280x800)
Processor
Intel ® Core Duo T2410 (2,0 GHz)
RAM
2 GB
Hard Drive
250 GB
Video
IntelGMA X3100 up to 384M shared
Chipset
Intel ® PM965 Express
Wireless Interfaces
Wi-Fi (802.11 a / b / g), Bluetooth ™ 2.0
Optical drives (CD, DVD)
DVD + /-RW
Communication capabilities and input / output ports
3 x USB 2.0 / VGA / RJ-11 / RJ-45 / Mic-In / Audio jaks / Head-Out / Card Reader (SD) / Express Card
Internal audio
High Definition Audio, internal speaker
Your cursor
Touchpad
Preloaded software
FreeDOS
Function Security
Slot for Kensington lock
Battery
Up to 3.0 hours of work from the standard Li-Ion Battery
Dimensions (W x D x H, mm)
358 x 267 x 32,0
Weight (kg)
2.5
Package Contents
Notebook HP Compaq 6720s. Li-ion battery, pouch, power adapter, user's manual.
Warranty
12 months

nice notebook for job!

GPS-Bear

2009-05-17T22:01:00.001+03:00

GPS-Bear - an interesting alternative to conventional browser

All of these car navigation GPS-device, of course, nice and easy, but how are they boring compared to the bear, which, surprisingly, is also a navigation device!

This robot will be Bear, as usual navigators, away out guidelines for the movement, while showing its direction of movement of legs:)
Moreover, it is intended to provide additional security, therefore, is equipped with a sensor that determines the alcohol, so if he «uchuet» smell of alcohol, try to shame drunk drivers (now it would have helped!).

Of course, such an alternative browser heap shortcomings, chief among them - it does not display, respectively, it can not display the map. But, maybe someone they are not concerned about? :) For example, girls;) (joke!)

How to sleep?

2009-05-17T20:43:00.001+03:00

Nature arranged so that a third of the life we are spending to rebuild the body - in a dream. But that dream was really and truly regenerative healing, you must adhere to certain rules.

Down soft Perina. The most useful dream - on a rigid bed. And down pillows! Instead, under the neck - medium soft roller, the thickness of the hand. It supports the cervical spine and helps to better circulation.

Night cap. The main requirement for night toilet - no rezinok and belts, compressed blood vessels. Even more useful to sleep with no clothes. Another matter - headgear. Although we have not follow the custom of our fathers - to wear at night cheptsy and caps. But in his sleep decreases body temperature, and we become vulnerable to the cold! Remember, even the strip of cloth (particularly wool), hoop-fitting head and forehead, excellent protects against cold and gaymorita.

Compass in bed. In the East, made to sleep head to the rising sun, in the West - head north. There is no mystery. Because the Earth - is a big magnet, power lines that stretch along the meridians between the north and south poles. So what is the situation of the organism to better pick up?

Sverdlovsk doctors had a curious experiment. Night subjects randomly lozhilis sleep on the floor. And in the morning analyzing the impact of health and mood of the location of the body. It was found that the overwrought, mortally tired people tend to sleep head to the east. But before going to bed if he was perevozbuzhden, then in the dream was a head to the north. All of us in the subjective assessments of their emotional state, so it's best to trust instinct: Let the body itself will be the best position to sleep. We need only to create the relevant conditions. It is likely that the bed-"airfields" that you can sleep and the length and breadth, has become fashionable not only because of "sexual convenience ...

What will pose? Of course, for the night, body position changes more than once. But in what position to sleep better? The best for relaxation and vacation U.S. doctors believe in the dream stomach, go back to ... knees, the so-called child's pose (as if you're creeping). Dream on the side in the fetal position - kalachikom - overseas doctors believe "signal prohibitive fatigue."

In fact, our manual therapist also advised to sleep on her stomach to enable raspryamitsya intervertebral cartilage. Moreover, in this position, no internal organ is not pressure on the kidneys, and they are much more intensely cleanse the body, washed away from the slag. However, it is not so simple. Doctors-Gastroenterology agree that sleeping on the abdomen is useful, but ... only on an empty stomach! The point is that over one and a half to two hours in the stomach perevarennaya food flows through the porter (so called under the right ribs valve) in the duodenum. At the same time it receives enzymes from the pancreas and bile from the gallbladder. When a person lies on his back or stomach, bile via an open janitor zatekaet erodes into the stomach and its mucous membrane (the so-far to gastritis or gastric ulcers, even before). So that afternoon nap is beneficial but only if it does not last more than an hour.

Dinner for four more hours before sleep. And if you observe this rule does not work, we suggest that after a meal to go to bed at the right side. In this position the most protected from the stomach into bile. It is not by enlightened parents teach children to sleep on the right side, putting his hands closed under the right cheek. And this is not nothing. It is believed that the closed palm relieve agitation, calm - not by accident during prayers folds his hands in this way. But the recommendations - European.

And on Tibet, in the room where slept "Chelaite (boys, students), has always been a monk-warden. It follows that every child all night, slept only on the left side. Tibetan healers argue that the habit of sleeping on the left side of prolonging life, promise longevity. Because the day is dominated by solar energy, which corresponds to the right half of the body. And at night - Power Moon, it corresponds to the left half of the body. To prolong life, according to Tibetan teachings, it is necessary to balance between the extremes - in this case between the Sun and the Moon. Therefore, the night must fall on the left side, stepping "solar" energy right side. And during the day, solar activity had died, the Tibetans' pritenyali "right eye, right ear plug or nostril.

Sleep on your back, as you already knew - not the best way to "restore" the body. Well, lately. Physiological rate of sleep - eight hours. If you have an opportunity to share a dream for the day and night - use it. We know that in countries where adoption of siesta (rest day), the number of cardiovascular diseases below.

Conservatory

2009-05-17T20:33:00.001+03:00

There is something wrong in the conservatory. On my hands is that the project lyamom hits a day, you can almost not at vds-ments hold. If the correct architecture.
If the count is 20 hits per second. This even vordpress endure even without the cache opcode, not to mention the caching of data, html and other things.
With a minimum of data caching is at the level of hundreds of queries to the database in the same second. Well, not vds, but normal сервак it should pull. Plus, a content server, where all the pictures given. And in the normal cache - more hits in the query should not receive.
And then only under the base of a new server ordered, 16 Gb operativy. Size of base - 7Gb. Nothing, except the base in the server is not spinning, why, interestingly, many operativy? However, do not argue with the admin, it shows that I'm serious. But the base is still not operative (in the sense of not configured to hold the key table in RAM) are only on Monday to do so. That did not understand.

Okay, go repair bugs. Architecture still успеем change. As a minimum, memcachedb of the session I do. Zaebalo login every few minutes. Users, I think that is too tired.

Scandinavian auction: scam or are there strategies of wins?

2009-05-16T17:09:00.004+03:00

Already half a year as the worldwide economic crisis jumps and half a year as in runet the first online auction of "Scandinavian" type. In fact, it is worth saying that by the Scandinavian countries such auctions do not, they and the idea of such a mind could not come. But in Russia, with its system of "kickbacks", the proposal to pay for participation was made on the cheers. And pay a lot more than is proposed for the auction itself a commodity.

What is the essence of Scandinavian auctions? Quite simply, there is a commodity. the price of which starts with a ridiculous level and rises to a very small threshold at each rate. Where is the money? Also very simple, for each bid must be paid by 5 rubles up to 5 euro, depending on the arrogance of developers auction. At the most popular to date, the Internet auction Gagen. Ru the price depends on quantity purchased at a time, and rates range from 6 to 7.50 rubles.

Thus on the one hand the visitors think that the Scandinavian auctions - solid лохотрон, while others understand that that would win the auction need to Scandinavian design a specific tactic.

There are several rules that can increase your chances of winning the Scandinavian auctions. Let's look at them in order.

The more people who are fighting for the lead, the less chance to win a specific person. And the chances are reduced to a quadratic dependence on the growth of online auction participants.

1. On this basis it makes sense to wait until the struggle for this auction lot will be no more than 2 players with avtostavkami and then monitor this lot manually making bids in the last seconds. However, it has its nuances, for example if you have a slow link or breakages may be the Internet, you can lose all the bets are not enough to make a manual bet on the last second. Best rates, I believe the time is not more than 2 seconds, but not less than 1 second to complete the bidding process. To do this well, you can use bots for Scandinavian auctions.

2. As well, if there is an auction for the Nordic statistics on the number of visits per day by the clock. So very easy to find the optimum time with the minimum number of competitors in the bid. At the same time overall growth of traffic (from 13 to 17 hours on ICN), I would not recommend participation in online auctions, even at avtostavkah.

Unfortunately, the statistics of the auction gagen. Ru is accessible only by password, but with the introduction of round the clock and the night of auctions, and based on a schedule of daily activities RuNet can say that the smallest number of competitors you can have from 3 to 7 am on the ICN.

3. Another point is the popularity of an Internet auction. About Gagen now know almost everything. After a day of hanging his advertising on the chips and other popular sites. However, except gagen.ru there are a lot of new auctions of Scandinavian type, which have been created recently and has not yet managed to recruit a critical mass of users, when the chances of winning an ordinary user tend to zero.

However, new auctions, and little confidence. Can not send a prize, or deceive the other way. Moreover, the success gagena smb head all kinds lohotronschikam who fled during the crisis footle people. There is as lucky, we should look at various factors.

One of these factors - online payment system. The more connected to the payment system, the more serious people took up the work and most likely in the case of fraud would be to return the money.

For example I can give a young site BeriPriz.ru. Why? I have participated in technical consultations the creators of this site and I can guarantee the absence of fraud or unfair play by the administration of the Scandinavian auction.

On the other hand, as can be seen at the time of this writing, it is played with 4 lots, which indicates that the auction is still young and have a real chance to win. This just shows the history of bidding for the lots won and the "winners", where you can find the same ship, repeated two and even three-fold. In fact, people still play with themselves, and if you find a way to agree with them then it is very easy to win (although conspiracy is prohibited in all systems of the Scandinavian auctions, so if you notice that the administration could lose and all bids and the opportunity to continue playing at this Internet auction).

4. And finally, the main board, as the win in the Nordic auction: do not play in it. Because even if there is a chance to win a lot, then there is no guarantee that the other bids did not burned completely. While on the other hand, in all the Nordic auctions at least clearly defined rules of the game, which gives them a big plus compared to the same games on the Forex, where the player can never say that he knows precisely where to now kachnetsya exchange rate and that it does not progorit. Financial crisis proof. Therefore, if the selection or Forex or Scandinavian auction - I vote for the auction, but if you can not play - better to buy the correct thing in the store.

sorry for mistakes a text was translated by google.com

The more open format ape (ape ripper cue)

2009-05-16T17:09:00.003+03:00

Today I was lucky and friends at one of the forums have a link to download a music album of interesting to me in the "ape". Who does not know - this is one of the options for the lifting of the image of a music CD. All would be nothing, but my Nero Portable did not want him to write down immediately. Activities, therefore, had to search for how and what to open the file ape plugin, and how it then konvertnut and write.

The decision came rather quickly in the face of the plug-in Nero Monkey's Audio plugin. Information for download of the plugin can be found on page http://www.bitburners.com/nero-audio-plugins/.

Once downloaded the plugin, unpack the archive and copy the file to the directory nxMyAPE.dll kuda_ustanovlen_nero \ AudioPlugins \. You can download the plugin for FLAC.

Then you need a text editor to open the CUE file, which should be close to you. Ape or. Flac file and change in line with the name of the largest file in the folder with the file extension APE or WAV to FLAC. Now start Nero Burning ROM and go to Recorder-> Burn Image and select the desired CUE file. In the window that appears, choose the recording speed, and more.

While I wrote this text on your laptop burn the image using a plug-in for svezhepostavlenogo ape format files. You can certainly convert ape to mp3, but how to do better to look to find in the upper left corner of the page. Do not forget to check "web" to search the entire Internet.

The economic crisis and how to deal with it. 2009

2009-05-16T17:09:00.001+03:00

The economic crisis and how to deal with it. 2009

Despite the global economic crisis has already prolgoda as a step on the entire planet strides, he touched me only recently. This all resulted in some unpleasant moments. The first is that my profit from google adsense advertising declined in January, twice in comparison with December. Although now that the countries in December grew by 40%.

Second - is that in connection with the collapse of the ruble, some egghead decided to earn any store and buy things. One of these masters, I will not speak well of him, decided прикупить imagine an old second-hand BMW 525. And all would have had if the third day after the purchase he had not decided "to wind" turn vsetofore and would not hit me. As a result, I had to sell his shattered car for half price. But thank goodness, all survived and did not even hurt. Only the BMW driver knocked my finger, which rulil.

But there are positive aspects of the crisis - will go up the domestic business. In connection with the growth rate bivalyutnoy pair euro-dollar has become economically unprofitable to buy goods abroad. Purchase price of just one and a half months of 2009 rose almost 30%. By the way, hence the drop in earnings in adsense - then you need to pay in dollars and the dollar rose to a joke is not only one of January, so the major advertisers have been slow to increase its advertising budget on contextual advertising.

On the other hand, even during the great American depression 30s of XX century poluchl widespread cinema. There is also markedly increase the popularity of cinemas. But in addition, as our president Alexander Medvedev, to be expected and the growth of traffic. At the very least - on the sites related to finding work (for continuing the mass dismissals and reduction of wages), and sites dedicated to analyzing and monitoring developments related to the economic crisis. For example here a good site that I could recommend to people who want to get clear picture of developments, while not straining your brain is the understanding of economic terms: FinOboz.ru.

Вобщем, for his life, I have managed to survive the economic crisis 2, the collapse of a great power and a few denominations, inflation and other economic shocks. And the conclusion is, everything will be fine. "In the end he was still"

text was translated from Russian to English by google.com

Focus with apples

2009-05-16T17:08:00.001+03:00

Focus with apples
It is believed that the apple was the cause of original sin, but in the Book of Genesis is about the apple is not (it says "forbidden fruit").
Also known story about the apple of discord.

There is a legend that it is an apple, upavshee on the head of Isaac Newton, led to the discovery of his law of gravitation.

Widely believed that apples help to wake up in the morning is better than coffee, but no information on the research of this kind.

The word "tomato" is translated from French as a «golden apple» (pomme d'or).

The word orange in the Dutch meant the Chinese apple.

The branches of apple trees with fruit are present on the emblem of the city of dirt and Chaplygin in the Lipetsk region as a symbol of abundance in this region.

Not desirable to have apples on an empty stomach because this happens the bowel disorder and flux of gases.

Now go directly to the magical transformations of apples.

In the process of growing apples acquire their respective class color. And this color is acquired as a result of sun exposure on the surface (skin) fruit. Sunny side of the apple is always red, which was under the rays of the sun is less than the other.

Thus, if the closing of the artificial apple, it will not get sunlight, and the plot is not red.

That's the whole focus. The shipment of apples leave for the same company Apple, which is the logo of an apple :)

the end

Anonymizer, CGI proxy

2009-05-16T17:07:00.002+03:00

In short - this web proxy, with the usual type of web-page. Just visit the site with a web-proxy, type in your query you need URL, and click "Go". This page opens with the above-mentioned URL, but URL will be a "CGI proxy.

Using such proxy servers, you can anonymously surf all over the Internet, without changing the settings of your browser and without using any additional programs.

If you do not know how to build a chain from CGI proxy, see the bottom of the page.

Anonymouse - anonimazer excellent, I liked. Not only can anonymously browse pages, send anonymous e-mails and look at news. URL (for proxy chaining): http://nonymouse.com/anonwww.html

PurePrivacy - cool anonymizer + remeyler (remailer), with its help you can anonymously send mail (as if that would use a anonymous proxy - that dramatically increase your anonymity). URL (for proxy chaining): http://www.pureprivacy.com/

Guardster - a good web proxy. You may authorize / disable cookies, scripts, ADs, images and referrers. URL (for proxy chaining): http://www.guardster.com/

WebWarper - this anonymizer is able to compress files on the fly, a very popular web proxy (a proxy). There is also a Russian version of the proxy. URL (for chain proxy): http://webwarper.net/

myShield.com - CGI proxy, which supports encryption, and URL filtering scripts, cookies, and advertising. URL (for proxy chaining): http://www.myshield.com/

Safeproxy - can delete files cookie, thus increasing your anonymity on the Internet. URL (for proxy chaining): http://www.safeproxy.org/cgi-bin/nph-proxy.cgi

SubDimenstion - allows you to conveniently navigate the site - are setting are in a separate frame page that is convenient enough. URL (for chaining proxy): http://www.subdimension.com/nettools/anonymizit/index.shtml

megaproxy, Amegaproxy - it seems that can work with secure sites (HTTPS), thus increasing your anonimnost.URL (for proxy chaining): https: / / www.megaproxy.com/ or http://www.amegaproxy. com /

Anonymizer - Classic anonymizer. The first (and probably most popular) of the proxy. Free version of the anonymizer. URL (for chaining proxy): http://www.anonymizer.com/services/surf_for_free.html or http://anon.free.anonymizer.com/http://www.google.com/

Anonymizer.RU - Russian anonymizer. This CGI proxy has many additional options only after registration. URL (for chaining proxy): http://www.anonymizer.ru/

Go proxy - fast enough to free web anonymizer. Encrypts the URL. Can work with HTTP, and FTP protocols with. URL (for chaining proxy): http://www.goproxy.com/cgi-bin/nph-p12.cgi

The-cloak - supports HTTP, HTTPS, FTP anonymous connections. Can delete cookie, scripts, and "hide" referrers - where the visitor came. URL (for chaining proxy): http://www-new.the-cloak.com/anonymous-surfing-home.html

Rewebber - requires registration (free). Perhaps this will give some additional advantages. URL (for chain proxy): http://www.rewebber.com/

ID-Zap - also requires free registration. URL (for chain proxy): http://www.idzap.com/services.php # freesurf

Surfola - fee anonymizer, but there is limited access to the test (need to register). URL (for chain proxy): http://www.surfola.com/

Anonymprom - with a free web proxy (JavaScript, VBScript, Java, Cookie off) and paid versions. URL (for chain proxy): http://www.anonymprom.com/

proxy.autistici.org - web proxy with the option to remove cookies, scripts, advertisements. URL (for chain proxy): https: / / proxy.autistici.org /

proxy1.autistici.org - anonymizer (cuts out all the pictures). URL (for chain proxy): https: / / proxy1.autistici.org /

Orangatango - fee anonymizer, but there is a test access for 7 days (registration required). URL (for chain proxy): http://www.orangatango.com/

Pure privacy - web proxy, you can also send an anonymous letter through the web. URL (for chaining proxy): http://www.pureprivacy.com/

Send fake mail - quite fast anonymizer and a lot of opportunities. URL (for chaining CGI proxy): http://www.sendfakemail.com/anonbrowser/

V3 - Good fast CGI proxy (anonymizer), contains no advertising, which is very convenient. URL (for chaining proxy): http://v3.vl8.net/

Secure.FC2 - clone JMarShall CGI proxy. Good and fast anonymizer. Uses a secure (HTTPS) connection to hide information about your surfing. URL (for chain proxy): https: / / secure.fc2.com/smartipm/nph-proxy.cgi

WebShopCD proxy - new russian web proxy anonymizer, a new clone JMarShall CGI proxy. Features - hiding cookies, referrers, removal of advertising, etc. URL (for chain cgi proxy): http://proxy.webshopcd.ru/

Martignier - good anonymizer, clone JMarShall CGI proxy 2.0. Can cut the cookies, delete java / vbscripts and advertising (AD banners). URL (for chain proxy): http://proxy.martignier.net/cgi-bin/nph-proxy.cgi

NettoolsAll - this is not the anonymizer. It just contains a few references to popular anonymizers (CGI proxy), and moreover, has remeylery - means for sending an anonymous e-mail. All of these funds actually other companies, but they are organically built into the page and use them quite comfortably.

The classic way of building a chain is considered to be this:
proxy1: port1/proxy2: port2/www.address.com/url
or this:
http://proxy1:port1/-_-/http://proxy2:port2/-_-/http://www.address.com/url

Rules for building a chain from CGI proxy
In order to build a chain of CGI proxy, you must:
open any of the CGI proxy in a new window, if necessary, go to a page with a field input URL; in the box enter the URL of any other CGI proxy; click "Go" or similar to it ( "Submit", "surf", etc. ), if necessary, repeat steps 2-4 if you want to use more than 2 proxy in the chain, in the box last CGI proxy in chain, you need to type URL (the site to which you want to connect through a chain of proxy); click " Go ", or similar to it (" Submit "," surf ", etc.). That's it!

One day in the life of the average person:)

2009-05-16T17:07:00.001+03:00

Today I spent as the average person (in my understanding). In general, over a mock.

I woke up around 12 ... Eeeee, no, I'll start with yesterday evening, so intuitive. Yesterday I phoned my former and said that he wanted me to stay. Karoche met after work, reach home ... and (as I hate long-term relationships that lead to random, but with ohuitelnym echo of those long-term relationship), we quarreled karoche on the old theme ...

I again told to buy a box of four walls in a large box and the big four walls of this ohuetitelno how! I am as a person who does not dream, but as it turned out found themselves in constant movement by country - it seems just debilizmom and limited. Бля, so people in 21 years to earn a ticket to one end and out, that going back even to visit a bunch of fucking steep and cheerful places. Look at the mentality of those with whom we are building a large mixed social company, and in general feel free. I have long noticed that all my old friends something to lose. They nedoponimayut that is not absorbed, the everyday life that it should be run. Especially until the small flowers of life was not ... What I have tons of distracting, but I hope the thought conveyed.

KAroche as I болею and it was a heap of tears, I said to bathe and went to bed, and the cast wheel antigrippina ... ... and .... The right friends, I нахуй cut down ... the morning I saw a frown creature, who said that I disturb sleep and hrapel, but make breakfast:)

Then she left for work, vzdohnuv that sex is not got, and I decided to hold a day as an average person ill in the output. I will not describe all of its day, but here are some observations ... Бля is brutally as possible so not to love yourself! I prepared the soup for lunch bag! I looked up news and agreed that the Web 2.0 blog Medvedev to cross reference to YOUKNOWHO (see Harry Potter)! I found the bank jam with berries, spat pits and looked DOM-2 at 21:00! Yes friends, pizdets, I inspected all until the very end! Sam and Nastya long all fucked ICN and sebali potihomu anyone with the project said nothing ... and yesterday tested for lie detector, lezbiyanka Nastia or not!

Karoche, on this decided that I am fed, and loved the company! I will confess my love for the iron one!

Other words: nothing like that. Now the news. I open the pizzeria in St. Petersburg:) If appropriate, I have already given the current business. I am also going to write about manimeykerstve, especially now I'm interested in a niche: subscription lists, the creation of 100 articles directories, return a grid of PR of 4-8, the creation of step-by-step E-book `but for the bourgeois, and writing useful articles for your blog. Only this is what I thought. If I am going to write some sort of step by step directions, which leads to napryamig баблу, I it will not spread completely, but the full version of the expulsion for a symbolic fee. The truth is, we should also have an incentive to write something good! Do not worry - it will not be often, but on the other hand you are interested in obtaining relevant and useful infe.

By the way, free business idea. We are in St. Petersburg prohibited the sale of alcohol after 23:00. Create a delivery of alcohol after 23:00 with a daily check. Take money for delivery, but not for the sale of alcohol, while almost no riveted. Dare. This roll in the sleeping areas, people live in boxes a lot, go far do not have to be a mark in the half to make is easy. After all, worst of all when you get enough of catching up to vecherine!

The operating principle of the microwave oven (microwave)

2009-05-16T17:05:00.000+03:00

Today, once again heating up a soup in a microwave oven, I wondered, and how does a microwave oven works?

However, the available response is not yet found. There has already been submitted to the interpretation of my views to the principles of the microwave microwave ovens, but it has not withstood the criticism from my messmate and I had to remove it.

In any case, in a game involving dipoles of water molecules, the reorientation of the microwave field, and as a consequence - an increase of entropy and increasing the temperature of all substances.

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2009-05-16T17:03:00.000+03:00

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