Men about women's complex

Got me here.
Necessary explanation - in view of the fact that on the evening of my trip to address a purely nothing, no food, I ride a bicycle, or go to download. But even бухаю, of course, but this is the case does not concern. And has the attitude that a player, I loaded otborneshey double psevdorusskoynarodnoy pop. Any techno-version of Russian folk songs a la farce Limited. And when listening to one of these songs (which we have yet to read) - is what I thought.

A lot of girls from around the unsettled personal life. It would be okay - crocodiles which were both not looking - like everything with it: and the boobs are no available and the person simpatishnaya, and is not too blatant heresy pletet in conversation (and sometimes even gets a very smart). And with men - seams. All normal men, it onboard, but finds itself in a complete bastards that it provernet dick and throws. It would seem - a paradox, not Al, not so simple.

The thing is that I oooochen many girls are burdened kromeshnym number of complexes. One in a small increase is due, the second - on a thick жопу, third - even on something. And little that is earned, so it makes it out loud, and with regularly. And to the extent contrive all these zaebat that is already at the end of a sincere belief that the person it is worthless, and no normal uncle was not pozaritsya, so now because ... Well because a big ass. Nightmare, not ass. Therefore, it is better to be alone, say, uebana some go to, then once again I was humiliated, and the farewell to tell a bunch of stuff. I do know that he told me all this, not because ueban and pridurok, and I have it in addition to its zaebala nytem, but because he does not like my ass.

And get something like (I recommend to listen to the whole song. Understand that the sick - but it should be).



Well that is understandable, right? "He said I -" all good ", but he did not ask for forgiveness." And do not ask, add away. Because it is not earned.

I am a long time to fall in the stupor of such conflicts: Well everything is good with a girl I like just fine, so what do I send it naher something like so? Then when I finally met a woman was lucky to break my trip all the stereotypes that came before me.

Remember, girls. We, the men - there is much more like zakompleksovannye and much more emotionally vulnerable than you, no matter how brutal macho we may seem. And we need an object to worship. Ideal. And we are looking for it in you. And we find it! And look at you through, so to say, the prism of his love and really see in you goddesses.

But exactly, until the goddess is not beginning to turn our attention to its shortcomings. None showed about pipisku small and large animals can not be compared with the shock, that guy is, when suddenly the goddess said to him, "Yes, I unshapely. And I have small boobs." I do understand that, can you thus want to get a compliment, but I swear - this is the most unfortunate way to retrieve it. Because the machine at a man answered "yes no, you're beautiful, and you have good boobs" - but somewhere deep inside, he thought, and that, if true? And suddenly, and really plain? We are also very trusting - so you are not in the opinion podvinesh one iota, and we sometimes go to the beliefs change.

Well, once the ideal of himself safely razvenchal - must, therefore, look for a new one. Well, next you know you are. Camomiles hide ponikli buttercup, pour nozzles waistcoats best friend: "vsemuzhikikazlyyyy! Niktomenyanelyuuuubit!"

Girls! To implement change in your life is done several times a day copybook exercise: go to the mirror (do not care how much you have in front of him while doing) and tell yourself: "I - ohuenna. I - a goddess. And who does not believe - that I unfit. " To speak aloud. Repeat until themselves not believe it yet. And never, never let either polslova in the doubt, until the assault.

And if you want a guy to get a compliment (well, not there, I wanted to here) - ask directly - "The truth is, I ohuennaya?" - Will see at the knees yet podpolzet and will kiss his feet.

Once the case.

Mobile phone Nokia N82

Nokia N82 - tell their story in a new way!

To find the Nokia N82, shoot and send photos to friends.

The next N-series smartphone with a stylish design and rich functionality. Nokia N82 is able to operate in third generation networks, and also has support for wireless networks WiFi. At his position, as determined using the GPS-receiver, Nokia N82 users will be able to look at the TFT-display with QVGA-resolution.
Operating system: S60 software on Symbian OS Platform
User Interface: Platform S60 3rd Edition, Feature Pack 1
Automatic screen rotation
Up to 100 MB of embedded dynamic RAM for storing messages, ringing tone, images, video clips, calendar, list of cases and applications
The connector for hot-swappable microSD memory card
5-megapixel camera (2592 x 1944 pixels), the optics of Carl Zeiss: lens Tessar ™, MPEG-4 video up to VGA 30 frames per second
Direct connection to compatible TV via TV-out or wireless LAN / UPnP
The camera on the front panel, CIF (352 x 288 pixels) sensor for videophone
Support for video calls and video (services networks WCDMA)
Integrated xenon flash
Slideshow from gallery
Upload photos and videos on the Internet one click
Nokia XpressPrint - direct printing to transfer data via USB (PictBridge), Bluetooth (BPP) and WLAN (UPnP) or print to online
Resolution: up to VGA (640 x 480 pixels) at 30 frames per second
The indicator records
Audio: AAC (AMR for MMS)
Digital video stabilization
Format video:. Mp4 (default), .3 gp (for MMS)
White balance, the choice of mode and set the color tones
Zoom: digital up to 10x (VGA up to 4x)
The camera on the front panel: CIF (352 x 288 pixels) sensor for videophone
Editing video directly on your phone

Mobile phone Nokia 5800 XpressMusic

Nokia 5800 XpressMusic uses the advantages of touch screen and is «multimedia panel» - a convenient menu, which provides direct access to music and entertainment features, including lists of favorite tracks, videos and photos. The multimedia panel, moreover, provides direct Internet access and data exchange functions online. Nokia 5800 XpressMusic supports the display of content in a Flash, which allows users to view any web page, rather than just fragments. In addition, Nokia 5800 XpressMusic has all the key functions of music, including a graphic equalizer, 8 GB of memory and support for all main digital music formats, as well as equipped with a standard 3.5-mm jack. As reported in the press release, the built-in stereo speakers with support for surround sound provide the most powerful sound in the mobile industry.

Morning one girl

Most importantly - this time of awakening. No, not on the clock, but on the call. What? As you are leaving? I? I have been stood up. Yes. Yeah. Seven minutes? No problem, already down!
Next - the most interesting. Fly down from the bed.
In the panic room look for the presence of clothing. Detect dress, which was yesterday. Grabbed a dress to run out into the corridor. Roll-down, because it did not put on pantyhose. Back in the room for the tights. Dressing tights. Search toes. Remember that it is not wore a dress. To run out into the corridor. Sbegat to the kitchen - coffee place. Find in an armchair in the corridor, and dress socks. Dressing socks. Sbegat in the room, lay convulsively notebook.
To lose your phone. Pull off the paper, who took home - to work (well, kind of, or make) in a bunch. Find phone. Consistent, that still did not put on a dress. To run out into the corridor and find that wore different socks. Grab a dress and drag it into the bath. Look at the toes, lift one. Back in the room and grab the paper, pull them into the corridor. Decide nakrasit eyelashes. Stand with the brush at the mirror. Remember that it is not wash. Jumped into the bath.
Squeeze out the pasta on the brush. Find that I stand in one wearing. Throw a second look. Plyunut and return to the bath. Make an attempt to clean your teeth brush eyelashes, which has pulled in his hand. Otskresti ink on the teeth. You can see in the basket for linen sock, doubles as the one on the leg. Arrest him and some time to think what to do with it. Think of coffee and rush to the kitchen, zabryzgivaya all the toothpaste. Find that coffee is not ready yet. To lose a toothbrush. Back in the bath. Catch of the sinks to brush eyelashes. Raise the floor with a toothbrush. Clean teeth. Take brush for eyelashes in place.
Remember, there is still no dress. Throw the dress and go find THIRD sock. This is the same as in the leg. Roll the one in his hand, grabbed found. To see the dress, dress convulsively ego.Soobrazit that did not put on bra. Remove the dress search bra. Is not found, see the abandoned sock. Compare it with that in hand. Remove the sock from his feet and put the two found. Throw in the corridor and wear boots. Think about the dress and bra. Back to the room to find a dress and bra. Run to the kitchen, find the phone. Nice vzvizgnut and
accrue to wear a dress. Catch svorochennuyu coffee machine, see the brush for eyelashes and mascara is not closed. Begin to paint the eyes. Spohvatitsya - a dress! Jumped into the room, wear a dress. Pull off a laptop and documents in one stopochku. Back to the mirror, dokrasit second eye. Sigh and change the dress keeper inside out. Nakinut jacket and rushed to the elevator. Back to my laptop computer and documents, drag them to the elevator.
Back to close the water in the tub. To lose the keys. Dropped the phone, lose it. Find the keys on the floor. Find a phone on the floor. Pechenyushku catch and make a dash for the elevator. Back to close flat. Neuro poprygat in the elevator. Ran out of the elevator, drop the documents. Put your laptop on the floor, collect the documents. Suppress pechenyushkoy, rush into the street. Cough, to return to the laptop. Ran out of the entrance, confusing in the jacket sleeves and adhering papers. Dozhevat pechenyushku.
To see the car, make a dash for it. Taking in the car, painful bump lbom.
And will continue to hysterical laughter and just sleep in the workplace. A house is peacefully dokipat coffee. Girl, why you platezhka printed on the cheek? Do pogromche, love this song! Like yesterday, it was necessary to pass all? ..
In general, it's my life ... on-on-o ... it's my life ... on-on-o ...